Daniele Giovanni Posted July 4, 2022 Author Share Posted July 4, 2022 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 2 owls playing pool. First owl touches the cue ball with his wing. Second owl “Two hits” First owl “Two hits to who?” 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keefdave Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 Darren Moore walks into the dressing room after a game and slips on a huge turd. "Who's sh!t on the floor?" screams Darren, Bannan replies," Pato, he's not much better in the air either." 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmowl Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 Where has the Joke Thread disappeared to btw? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kew Owl Posted July 4, 2022 Share Posted July 4, 2022 Two Blades fans discussing the recent game earlier in the afternoon at Bramall Lane. Fan A - “did you go the game this afternoon ?” Fan B - “yes, it finished as a 0-0 draw” Fan A - “what was the half time score ?” Fan B - I don’t know, I only watched the second half “ Boom Boom ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniele Giovanni Posted July 5, 2022 Author Share Posted July 5, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mighty Quinn Posted July 6, 2022 Share Posted July 6, 2022 13 hours ago, Daniele Giovanni said: Is that Inspector Lestrade 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniele Giovanni Posted July 7, 2022 Author Share Posted July 7, 2022 Boris Johnson at 10 Downing Street announcing his resignation, what he really wanted to say was "f u c k i n g hell, the last time I saw a cabinet this empty was when I saw the trophy room at Sheffield Wednesday"!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bulldog Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 Two Astronauts in their space station, one turns to the other and says "Wednesday lost again!" "Wow" his mate replies, "I know we have all sorts of measuring equipment and analytical data but how did you find that out?" "It's Saturday and it's 4.45pm" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toppOwl Posted July 7, 2022 Share Posted July 7, 2022 One from back in the day: The Owls manager approached Alex Ferguson to see if he'd be interested in swapping Hirst for Cole, how many sacks replied Ferguson. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Utah Owl Posted July 8, 2022 Share Posted July 8, 2022 From way back when. Owls fan rings up the club about the next game. "What time's kick-off?" he asks "What time can you get here?" is the reply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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