Daniele Giovanni Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 2 friends walking down the road, one turns round and says, "great result for the Owls v Cambridge yesterday" the other one replies "they played yesterday? I didn't know, what time was kick off"?. "About every 15 minutes" he replies, C'mon let's get you lot smiling, get your jokes in. Winner gets a watch paint dry DVD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 As we know Darren Moore is very strict and won’t stand any nonsense. At yesterdays game he caught two Wednesday fans climbing over the stadium wall and was angry with them. He grabbed them and said: “Get back in there and watch the game until it finishes!” 6 Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Whittonowl Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 How many full backs to change a light bulb. More than we can muster- those floodlights are shocking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 26 minutes ago, Daniele Giovanni said: 2 friends walking down the road, one turns round and says, "great result for the Owls v Cambridge yesterday" the other one replies "they played yesterday? I didn't know, what time was kick off"?. "About every 15 minutes" he replies, C'mon let's get you lot smiling, get your jokes in. Winner gets a watch paint dry DVD FOOTBALL IS NO LAUGHING MATTER ACTUALLY For example - My partner just split up with me because they think I’m obsessed with football. I’m a bit gutted about it We’d been going out for three seasons. 7 Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The coach Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniele Giovanni Posted July 3, 2022 Author Share Posted July 3, 2022 "Dad you never take me to the zoo" "Son when your 18 you can find your own way to Bramall Lane, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deantheowl Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 Saw a U*ited season ticket nailed to a tree yesterday, thought "im having that", well, you can never have enough nails can you ..... I'm here all week 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saywended Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 What is the difference between a blade fan and Carp? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is a fish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kendo Nagasaki Posted July 3, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted July 3, 2022 4 Wednesday fans were playing football with a hedgehog outside my house last night. I was effing disgusted and was just about to phone the RSPCA when the hedgehog went 1 nil up 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 All the above don't give up your day job. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degryse14 Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 I was asked for my availability to manage a certain football team in Sheffield. I said I can't manage Wednesday. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneManBand Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 I was once asked about my availability to manage a team in Sheffield, I said I can't manage Wednesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneManBand Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 Nooooooooooooooo, smeg. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degryse14 Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 Barnsley: the only supporters who can sign a 6-6 score independently with their hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Zarhutt Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 I once won a football that had been signed by the enitre Wednesday 1st team Except Joe Wildsmith. He couldn't hold the pen & couldn't quite get a finger to the ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 (edited) Owls 91 side set up a pre season friendly against United at their training ground. As usual Sheridan and Hirst are late for the coach, worse for wear and set off in a taxi for the game in a panic. When they arrive they are the only two Wednesday players there. The Wednesday coach arrives 2 hours later after breaking down on Herries Rd. When the team finally arrive they see Sherri and Hirsty exhausted at the side of the pitch. Big Ron runs up and asks how it went. Sheridan opens his eyes, sits up and says, 'How did it go! Fekkin disaster boss - it was 11 vs 2'. Ron asks 'Why what happened Shez?' 'They equalised in the last minute!' Sorry... Edited July 3, 2022 by Nero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degryse14 Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 Why does Barry Bannan laugh a lot when playing at Hillsborough? The grass tickles his balls. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Degryse14 Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 What's nine inches long and hangs in front of an a*****le? Chris Wilder's tie. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobness Posted July 3, 2022 Share Posted July 3, 2022 "I spent over £350m on this team" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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