sage owl Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 1 minute ago, UDMURT said: Is that a genuine question or just bait ? It's your thread you work it out. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ka58 Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 27 minutes ago, UDMURT said: A good effort going down on the Sunday, filling it, making a load of noise for at least 65 minutes but.... All you little twats who need therapy because you can't stay off your phone for more than 2 seconds without getting withdrawll shakes do yourself a favour and either don't come again or you'll find me next time throwing your feckin iphones into the sodidng thames. 8 people around me at one point head buried on snapchat, sky sports news, bloody tinder or just texting a second by second update of whats going on, and this is when we were actually having a go for 5 minutes before caving in complete ineptitude. You have a technology addiction issue and one day your gonna wake up in a chair with someone wiping your ass as you stair blankly at the wall wondering where your sodding life went with the vague memmory of laughing at a meme of of a dog humping a staircase, whilst in an away end somewhere. Utilise the time to have some time away from your crappy virtual social life and watch the game ...or just stay at home and jerk off to the front cover of your Tombraider Xbox game, cos your not doing anything for the club except weeing off people who do give and iota Disclaimer : I'm only 33 not some bloody grandad but something is happening to our species and it worries me deeply. Sorry rant over Sat next to a bloke 40-something at the play off final against hull who spent pretty much the entire game on his phone. When the final whistle went he looked up from his phone said “f***” then set off looking at his phone - bizarre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieB Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 29 minutes ago, UDMURT said: You have a technology addiction issue and one day your gonna wake up in a chair with someone wiping your ass as you stair blankly at the wall wondering where your sodding life went with the vague memmory of laughing at a meme of of a dog humping a staircase, whilst in an away end somewhere. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue and white Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Online gambling, used to make a fortune watching us, especially under SG and CC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLERTON GHOST Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Just had a look at @UDMURT Post and totally agree here with your comments young man.... However I have a question for the last on the list of the neg gers to this post .... @Peak District Owl What's the phone signal like up where you are ? Must be pretty quiet up there ? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crookesowl Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Agree with the OP. Stupid phones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UDMURT Posted August 20, 2018 Author Share Posted August 20, 2018 7 minutes ago, RichieB said: Hmmm, I take it all back, that is amazing 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieB Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Blue and white said: Online gambling, used to make a fortune watching us, especially under SG and CC. Can I guess your favourite bet back then CC - 0-0 half time SG - 0-0 full time 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minton Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 (edited) OP: Edited August 20, 2018 by Minton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UDMURT Posted August 20, 2018 Author Share Posted August 20, 2018 14 minutes ago, sage owl said: It's your thread you work it out. Have you ever stood on a terrace? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UDMURT Posted August 20, 2018 Author Share Posted August 20, 2018 1 minute ago, Minton said: OP: If only I was half as funny as these two Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue and white Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, RichieB said: Can I guess your favourite bet back then CC - 0-0 half time SG - 0-0 full time How did you guess, Under SG Wednesday under 1.5 goals was like printing money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc88 Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 solid flounce here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UDMURT Posted August 20, 2018 Author Share Posted August 20, 2018 You can think it's pointless and that I'm an angry git waisting my time. Reality is we all know it's happening and can be as sarky as we like, but we see if everywhere. Concerts, watching bands through other peoples phones, or our kids sitting at having dinner staring blankly like moths into the neon pit on stupidness. I just thought football fans care enough that they can steel themselves away for 90 minutes to actually so something they enjoy and have paid to do. But no, the latest love island tweet or instagram story about some other idiot on a phone is more important. Welcome to the future. It's bleak. The people who tend to critise a point like this are the ones who do it themselves and and then claim the 'right to do what we want' mantra because they dont like to actually admit themselves they are part of the issue. Stand on any bus, metro, tram etc tommorrow and look around. You'll see it, that droopy lip and squinty eye as people swipe through stories about crap they never even cared about before , hoping and praying that a pop up comes up so they can convince themselves that life is alright. Go to football, support your team, jesus even watch the game, work out what is wrong and try attending the fan forum to try and send this club in the right direction, instead of wasting your finite existance on this planet refreshing twitter feeds.... Oh, what happened , I blacked out 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage owl Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, UDMURT said: Have you ever stood on a terrace? Yeah once or twice. What could YOU be doing if you weren't on your phone now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJMortimer Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, UDMURT said: You can think it's pointless and that I'm an angry git waisting my time. Reality is we all know it's happening and can be as sarky as we like, but we see if everywhere. Concerts, watching bands through other peoples phones, or our kids sitting at having dinner staring blankly like moths into the neon pit on stupidness. I just thought football fans care enough that they can steel themselves away for 90 minutes to actually so something they enjoy and have paid to do. But no, the latest love island tweet or instagram story about some other idiot on a phone is more important. Welcome to the future. It's bleak. The people who tend to critise a point like this are the ones who do it themselves and and then claim the 'right to do what we want' mantra because they dont like to actually admit themselves they are part of the issue. Stand on any bus, metro, tram etc tommorrow and look around. You'll see it, that droopy lip and squinty eye as people swipe through stories about crap they never even cared about before , hoping and praying that a pop up comes up so they can convince themselves that life is alright. Go to football, support your team, jesus even watch the game, work out what is wrong and try attending the fan forum to try and send this club in the right direction, instead of wasting your finite existance on this planet refreshing twitter feeds.... Oh, what happened , I blacked out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UDMURT Posted August 20, 2018 Author Share Posted August 20, 2018 6 minutes ago, sage owl said: Yeah once or twice. What could YOU be doing if you weren't on your phone now! It's a good effort but I'm ona laptop in the privacy of my own home. Maybe I could come round yours and do this with 9 other people in your living room in front of the tv whilst you are trying to watch it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhopping Owl Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Sure this has already been posted but what does my head in is when all you can see in a crowd at a penalty or promising free kick is a load of phones taking Snapchats so the teens can show off to their friends by celebrating exuberantly if we score. Watch the fecking game and celebrate naturally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lord Snooty Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Maxine said: And with that your honour, I rest the case for banning mobile phones. Edited August 20, 2018 by Lord Snooty 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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