Popular Post UDMURT Posted August 20, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 20, 2018 A good effort going down on the Sunday, filling it, making a load of noise for at least 65 minutes but.... All you little twats who need therapy because you can't stay off your phone for more than 2 seconds without getting withdrawll shakes do yourself a favour and either don't come again or you'll find me next time throwing your feckin iphones into the sodidng thames. 8 people around me at one point head buried on snapchat, sky sports news, bloody tinder or just texting a second by second update of whats going on, and this is when we were actually having a go for 5 minutes before caving in complete ineptitude. You have a technology addiction issue and one day your gonna wake up in a chair with someone wiping your ass as you stair blankly at the wall wondering where your sodding life went with the vague memmory of laughing at a meme of of a dog humping a staircase, whilst in an away end somewhere. Utilise the time to have some time away from your crappy virtual social life and watch the game ...or just stay at home and jerk off to the front cover of your Tombraider Xbox game, cos your not doing anything for the club except weeing off people who do give and iota Disclaimer : I'm only 33 not some bloody grandad but something is happening to our species and it worries me deeply. Sorry rant over 2 8 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gurujuan Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 1 minute ago, UDMURT said: A good effort going down on the Sunday, filling it, making a load of noise for at least 65 minutes but.... All you little twats who need therapy because you can't stay off your phone for more than 2 seconds without getting withdrawll shakes do yourself a favour and either don't come again or you'll find me next time throwing your feckin iphones into the sodidng thames. 8 people around me at one point head buried on snapchat, sky sports news, bloody tinder or just texting a second by second update of whats going on, and this is when we were actually having a go for 5 minutes before caving in complete ineptitude. You have a technology addiction issue and one day your gonna wake up in a chair with someone wiping your ass as you stair blankly at the wall wondering where your sodding life went with the vague memmory of laughing at a meme of of a dog humping a staircase, whilst in an away end somewhere. Utilise the time to have some time away from your crappy virtual social life and watch the game ...or just stay at home and jerk off to the front cover of your Tombraider Xbox game, cos your not doing anything for the club except weeing off people who do give and iota Disclaimer : I'm only 33 not some bloody grandad but something is happening to our species and it worries me deeply. Sorry rant over They were posting on Owlstalk 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJMortimer Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichfield alien Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 If we play well fans will watch the game..if we are dogshit people will play with thei4 phones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanye West Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Oo sorry phone police. Had a bloke have a go at me at home last season for checking SkyBet at a home game. I’ll be honest, I politely told him to fizz off. If if you pay for a ticket you can check your phone as many times as you want for me. No harm in having a check. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUMBELOWS91 Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Lichfield alien said: If we play well fans will watch the game..if we are dogshit people will play with thei4 phones Always used to be able to find something to do at the back of the Kop when it got boring back in t'day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UDMURT Posted August 20, 2018 Author Share Posted August 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Lichfield alien said: If we play well fans will watch the game..if we are dogshit people will play with thei4 phones Not true, we started well and the penalty was against possesion and run of play ....these feckers were already swiping right long before the rubbish appeared, trust me. Even if we are playing badly, it's no excuse. Above all else the people around you dont want to see your chuffing phone for 2 hrs so have some respect for people who give a $£@* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichfield alien Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, Kanye West said: Oo sorry phone police. Had a bloke have a go at me at home last season for checking SkyBet at a home game. I’ll be honest, I politely told him to fizz off. If if you pay for a ticket you can check your phone as many times as you want for me. No harm in having a check. Exactamondo..I went to Wigan and spent most of the game under the stand at the bars...ah lass said to me the day after,,what’s the point in going..so I told her to fizz off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UDMURT Posted August 20, 2018 Author Share Posted August 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Kanye West said: Oo sorry phone police. Had a bloke have a go at me at home last season for checking SkyBet at a home game. I’ll be honest, I politely told him to fizz off. If if you pay for a ticket you can check your phone as many times as you want for me. No harm in having a check. Its not checking I am talking about everyone does that and people have in play gambling etc...Im talking about the full 2hrs gawping , head up down up down up down. It's an illness and has been proven so. Im obviously not stupid enough to tell people not to check their phone once in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichfield alien Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 1 minute ago, UDMURT said: Not true, we started well and the penalty was against possesion and run of play ....these feckers were already swiping right long before the rubbish appeared, trust me. Even if we are playing badly, it's no excuse. Above all else the people around you dont want to see your chuffing phone for 2 hrs so have some respect for people who give a $£@* I doesn’t bother me one iota if people around me are on their phones..you seem angrymad..for no reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post SallyCinnamon Posted August 20, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 20, 2018 Out of all the rants I expected this week, this was probably the most unlikely. 1 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sage owl Posted August 20, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 20, 2018 2 minutes ago, UDMURT said: Not true, we started well and the penalty was against possesion and run of play ....these feckers were already swiping right long before the rubbish appeared, trust me. Even if we are playing badly, it's no excuse. Above all else the people around you dont want to see your chuffing phone for 2 hrs so have some respect for people who give a $£@* How could you see people on phones if you were watching the game ?. 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Another properly weird thread Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grez Bez Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 Lighten up. Your 33 not 80 you grumpy old barstard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJMortimer Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, RUMBELOWS91 said: Always used to be able to find something to do at the back of the Kop when it got boring back in t'day. I remember what I think was the birth of the 'Atkinson's Barmy Army' chant, jumping around at the back of the Kop for about 20 minutes in a dull game at Hillsborough back in about 1988. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalthamOwl Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 (edited) Think you need to spend a bit more time on your phone mate, we played on Sunday not staturday like you say in the title. Im sure the little tw@ts on their phones wouldn’t spell Saturday wrong and also get the day wrong Edited August 20, 2018 by WalthamOwl 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UDMURT Posted August 20, 2018 Author Share Posted August 20, 2018 Just now, WalthamOwl said: Think you need to spend a bit more time on your phone mate, we played on Sunday not staturday like you say in the title. Im sure the little tw@ts on their phones wouldn’t spell Saturday wrong and also get the day wrong Fair enough, long weekend over from abroad to watch the game with minimal sleep. forgive me for the slip or just keep throwing semantics in my face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UDMURT Posted August 20, 2018 Author Share Posted August 20, 2018 7 minutes ago, sage owl said: How could you see people on phones if you were watching the game ?. Is that a genuine question or just bait ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owlmanc Posted August 20, 2018 Share Posted August 20, 2018 17 minutes ago, Kanye West said: Oo sorry phone police. Had a bloke have a go at me at home last season for checking SkyBet at a home game. I’ll be honest, I politely told him to fizz off. If if you pay for a ticket you can check your phone as many times as you want for me. No harm in having a check. Was his name William Hill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Lord Snooty Posted August 20, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted August 20, 2018 11 minutes ago, SallyCinnamon said: Out of all the rants I expected this week, this was probably the most unlikely. But certainly one that warrants a place in the top 3. Terrific leftfield rant. That caught the eye. I give it 8/10. Might have been more but for 'jerk off'. Bit American for my tastes. Still. It's a good one and the irritation crackles off the page. 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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