IMPORTANT - Sheffield Wednesday Supporters Survey - Have you filled it in yet?

[@owlstalk]

Check your inbox in the next few minutes and you should be getting a Sheffield Wednesday supporters survey (CHECK YOUR SPAM FOLDER IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT YOURS YET) asking all kinds of questions along with scenarios of what you choose eg:

 

11. Would you prefer the prices at Sheffield Wednesday across the board, for example Season Tickets, matchday tickets, official merchandise, corporate hospitality, were reduced to previous eras? 

The consequence of this would be the sale of key senior players, regular promotion to the first team of academy youngsters and a reduced level of investment.


 

[royalowlisback]

Just completed it.

[royalowlisback]

Bloody SNOWFLAKE survey.

 

 

[DeeJayOne]

5 minutes ago, @owlstalk said:

Check your inbox in the next few minutes and you should be getting a Sheffield Wednesday supporters survey asking all kinds of questions along with scenarios of what you choose eg:

 

11. Would you prefer the prices at Sheffield Wednesday across the board, for example Season Tickets, matchday tickets, official merchandise, corporate hospitality, were reduced to previous eras? 

The consequence of this would be the sale of key senior players, regular promotion to the first team of academy youngsters and a reduced level of investment.


Here's the link to the survey - https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/WDR9CF9

 

Nowt like an outrageously leading question to get impartial, balanced data from, eh? 

 

This survey is deeply, deeply flawed.

 

 

[@owlstalk]

 

Covers everything from if you want cheap tickets we'll sell Forestieri through to why don't you buy the shirts you lobbers?

 

Here's your chance to have a say people - answer honestly and don't be shy about praising or criticising as they need honest feedback to improve

(also disregard the lack of logic built into the forms - not sure the person building this survey quite had the knowledge to get it right)

[@owlstalk]

 

Just looking now - it's so flawed it practically unusable

You can also say you're a junior owl who has supported the owls for over 50 years and are on over £100,000 a year

 

 

[Lincs Owl]

Presume this is an unofficial survey and not an official club survey.

I bet that if you fill it in with personal details such as age and income, and whether you are a home owner, you'll be bombarded with spam such as life insurance offers, PPI, Russian girls wanting to hook up, etc.

Be warned!

[royalowlisback]

I only completed it for the Russian Hookers...

[DeeJayOne]

1 minute ago, Lincs Owl said:

Presume this is an unofficial survey and not an official club survey.

I bet that if you fill it in with personal details such as age and income, and whether you are a home owner, you'll be bombarded with spam such as life insurance offers, PPI, Russian girls wanting to hook up, etc.

Be warned!

 

It has come directly from the club.

 

 

This is hilariously bad. Rule number one of a survey - don't lead the subject. Any data from this is deeply flawed. 

 

 

(By the way, you can answer 'yes' or 'no' to both of these questions - it doesn't stop you doing so. There's no logic built in to the survey so there's loads of contradictions in there.

Edited February 2, 2018 by DeeJayOne

[Ian]

It's dreadful

[@owlstalk]

 

Questions 11 and 12 wont' give the club the info they need as you can answer yes to both!!

So basic to get right yet makes the whole exercise irrelevant if you get it wrong

So the data coming back to them may well be 100% yes to both answers

 

 

 

[royalowlisback]

Would you rather you breathe in oxygen, or as an alternative would you rather breathe in mustard gas?

[DeeJayOne]

The club really should employ a professional survey company to do this for them - this is as bad a survey as it gets.

 

 

[clud17]

You can complete it without using your ID details if you want to be annonymous.

 

Some useful questions for the club to get answers on except for 11 and 12

 

 

[Ian]

Have you bought a shirt, yes or no

 

if yes you get to comment on the quality....,if no then you don't.....so all those who didn't buy the shirt because of the quality can't say it's poor

[@owlstalk]

1 minute ago, royalowlisback said:

Would you rather you breathe in oxygen, or as an alternative would you rather breathe in mustard gas?

And if so would you also like to breathe in oxygen AND mustard gas? Please answer yes or yes

[asteener1867]

1 minute ago, DeeJayOne said:

The club really should employ a professional survey company to do this for them - this is as bad a survey as it gets.

 

 

They did..He was injured in training..................................

[@owlstalk]

Just now, Ian said:

Have you bought a shirt, yes or no

 

if yes you get to comment on the quality....,if no then you don't.....so all those who didn't buy the shirt because of the quality can't say it's poor

I answered no to buying it then poor quality (even though I have bought it and thought the quality was fine - was just testing the logic on the form)

[DeeJayOne]

Why is there an 'OK' button here? 

 

[HarrowbyOwl]

16 minutes ago, @owlstalk said:

Check your inbox in the next few minutes and you should be getting a Sheffield Wednesday supporters survey asking all kinds of questions along with scenarios of what you choose eg:

 

11. Would you prefer the prices at Sheffield Wednesday across the board, for example Season Tickets, matchday tickets, official merchandise, corporate hospitality, were reduced to previous eras? 

The consequence of this would be the sale of key senior players, regular promotion to the first team of academy youngsters and a reduced level of investment.


Here's the link to the survey - https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/WDR9CF9

Totally false premise