shandypants 10,046 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 I guess a lot of us will have Blades friends and family. There are a few blades that I know that I can't wait to see so I can really take the wee wee out of them - it's going to be fantastic. I really flipping hate Sheffield United with a vengeance! Here lies my problem: My father-in-law is an absolute diamond - you couldn't wish to meet a nicer chap but he is a mad supporter of the pigs. He has always been magnanimous in defeat when we've beaten them and he never gets petty like your typical pig. Now, he doesn't have Sky Sports but is coming around to ours to watch the play-off first leg. How do I stop myself from doing cartwheels around the house when Stevenage stuff United. I don't want to upset my father-in-law but I really flipping hate the pigs. Link to post Share on other sites
Owling Wolfe 2,901 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 When Stevenage score just get up and walk into kitchen, do a little happy dance and then walk back in again as if nowt happened. Link to post Share on other sites
someone in my head 351 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Cancel your subscription for the summer. You don't need it now until August Link to post Share on other sites
shandypants 10,046 Posted May 6, 2012 Author Share Posted May 6, 2012 When Stevenage score just get up and walk into kitchen, do a little happy dance and then walk back in again as if nowt happened. I thought that I could go and make a cup when Stevenage score. I could end up making several cups of tea. Link to post Share on other sites
shandypants 10,046 Posted May 6, 2012 Author Share Posted May 6, 2012 Cancel your subscription for the summer. You don't need it now until August No flipping way. I want to see those tw4ts **** up in high definition. Link to post Share on other sites
Wolfmanjack 1,711 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 I guess a lot of us will have Blades friends and family. There are a few blades that I know that I can't wait to see so I can really take the wee wee out of them - it's going to be fantastic. I really flipping hate Sheffield United with a vengeance! Here lies my problem: My father-in-law is an absolute diamond - you couldn't wish to meet a nicer chap but he is a mad supporter of the pigs. He has always been magnanimous in defeat when we've beaten them and he never gets petty like your typical pig. Now, he doesn't have Sky Sports but is coming around to ours to watch the play-off first leg. How do I stop myself from doing cartwheels around the house when Stevenage stuff United. I don't want to upset my father-in-law but I really flipping hate the pigs. I know, grow up and try to be mature about it. If you "hate" a football club, there's something wrong, because hatred is too strong a feeling to have about a person, let alone a business. Link to post Share on other sites
asteener1867 48,220 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 I thought that I could go and make a cup when Stevenage score. I could end up making several cups of tea. I hope you end up with tannin poisonin' ....seriously, hate is a bloody awful word to use...we all know some of them....i'd love it if they messed up tho. Link to post Share on other sites
TheOnlyWayisS6 197 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 When Stevenage score just get up and walk into kitchen, do a little happy dance and then walk back in again as if nowt happened. Like this, but go outside, scream your lungs out, then walk back in all calm. He heard the scream, but you both ignore it :) Link to post Share on other sites
Freshfish 7,778 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 ...off topic but..Mr Asteener your Christmas poem was the catalyst for me to feeling better in the week...before reading that I was waaaaaay too tense. Could you work really hard over the next few days and come up with something to compliment it but in a joyous, jubilant way to celebrate the last few months culminating with yesterdays events? Ta :reda: Link to post Share on other sites
Charles Monkey 339 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Awww, come on Shandy. I really hope the blades get promoted. They deserve it and the city deserves it. I'M LYING!!! COME ON STEVENAGE, STUFF 'EM. Link to post Share on other sites
someone in my head 351 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 No flipping way. I want to see those tw4ts **** up in high definition. Fair point, should be the highlight of next week. Perhaps just tell him you've cancelled... Link to post Share on other sites
markowl 14,706 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 I know, grow up and try to be mature about it. If you "hate" a football club, there's something wrong, because hatred is too strong a feeling to have about a person, let alone a business. Good god man you really are the most miserable bugger. Link to post Share on other sites
Anthndav 994 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 What happens in the Sky Sports living room - Stays in the Sky Sports living room. Problem solved. Shake hands before and after. It's nothing personal. Link to post Share on other sites
shandypants 10,046 Posted May 6, 2012 Author Share Posted May 6, 2012 I know, grow up and try to be mature about it. If you "hate" a football club, there's something wrong, because hatred is too strong a feeling to have about a person, let alone a business. It's all down to semantics isn't it. Let's never use the word 'tragic' again or 'epic' or 'amazing' or the phrase 'miserable pedantic stinky flaps who ought to get a flipping life because he's more concerned about word usage than allowing a fellow owl to enjoy the moment'. What do you think? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest fileyowl Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Fantastic post. What a dilemma eh? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Distraught! Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Bang the table with your fist whilst saying "Oh damn, what a frightfully horrible shame that is" then sneak out to the kitchen for a session of rolling about on the floor in fits of laughter. Link to post Share on other sites
Steelman 2,414 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Scream at the top of your lungs and celebrate like Semedo's just scored the winner in the Champions League final. Your house, your telly, your Sky Subscription. Simple as!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
TheEnchanter 22,682 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 No flipping way. I want to see those tw4ts **** up in high definition. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest JC Saviour Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 I know, grow up and try to be mature about it. If you "hate" a football club, there's something wrong, because hatred is too strong a feeling to have about a person, let alone a business. Try preaching that to those scum bags at S2. Link to post Share on other sites
hdan450 404 Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Just stick on the football league show from last night if you recorded it and watch a MASSIVE promotion party all over again... Link to post Share on other sites
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