asteener1867 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Just bumped into Milan...hiding behind a Wheelie bin on Chapel Walk "Hiya Milan" I says "Has he gone yet"? Who? Milan me old mucker" I replied "The mad statto fan, who followed me from the train station, who asked me who scored the winning goal for Wednesday in 1869 against the errr........"Heeley bottom wanderers or summatt" "Oh you must have bumped into Kivo" I replied "He is the mad man!!" "He's yer normal sorta of Wednesday fan Milan...he has a penchant for the odd statistic admittedly, but his hearts in the right place" "have you ever been chased over a railway bridge by someone repeatedly shouting.."Fastest shot ..Hirsty... against Arsenal...." Redfearn froggatt sh*ts on Van Percie" and "Mother Turton could run faster backwards than most could run forwards?" "Well i can't say i have Mr Mandaric but you have to take into accou..... "I'm from Serbia for the sake of fvckery!!!..i know not that Clegg, Clegg Cleggity Clegg and Clegg made up the forward line that beat The old Etonians in 1875...." "now calm down Milan..no-ones expecting you to know the Clegg Clegg Cleggity Clegg wotsit... "I feel ashamed that I knew not the answers....I knew not Wednesday were once called the Blades and played cricket against some shopkeepers at Bramall Lane with nails in their boots and string for a crossbar" "Me neither to be ho.... "And how many goals did we score against Newton Heath in the year the light Brigade charged at Waterloo.... "Balaclava Milan" "Yes please...if it will hide my face from that mad fvcker...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 How many tram/train numbers did you miss Kivo while you were stalking our Chairman? Was it really worth it? Some of those trains may never come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S25OWL Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 I did see our chairman admiring the ground very early before the Swindon Game admiring the ground I can only presume. He kindly signed my son's programme and shirt which made his mascot experience even more special. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPURTt Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Free Tram pass at 60 init . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Bach Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 I'd love a life where I just randomly walk around Sheffield city centre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EcclesallOwl Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 I'd love a life where I just randomly walk around Sheffield city centre. He was checking Hotel prices round city centre.... Rumour has it we might be getting a Hotel soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WBridgfordowl Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Thought the question of my soberness/sanity might pop up, and I must admit I was horrified for a split second when I thought i'd said Up the Owls to a complete stranger, but it was him - as I say he even asked if I was looking forward to next season. I'm a bit awestruck. Sober or not, your behaviour is a bit 'odd'........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur Bach Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 He was checking Hotel prices round city centre.... Rumour has it we might be getting a Hotel soon He can stay at mine if he wants, as long as he doesn't cook any of that awful goulash the Eastern Europeans eat. Oh and no kissing on the mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 'Are you lost Milan? Do you need a hand carrying your bag?' says I - 'no thank you, just checking'. And he keeps on walking back toward the entrance, carrying this bag. I keep an eye on him, like a grandparent with dementia. He walls towards Marks and Spencers, look in for a moment, then decides he isn't hungry. Now he's disappeared. I'm baffled as to what just happened When my wife disappears unexpectedly, I look for the mothership. Just a bloke, who used up all his luck in one go when he met his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KivoOwl Posted May 3, 2011 Author Share Posted May 3, 2011 Well whatever he was up to, he's safe and well now. Just seen him at Hillsborough handing the Sheffield Senior Cup to Stocksbridge Park Steels. On the tram home, I saw Reda Johnson getting a kebab on West Street. His wife/girlfriend/partner is tiny. My day'd work is done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueblood Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 Just bumped into Milan...hiding behind a Wheelie bin on Chapel Walk "Hiya Milan" I says "Has he gone yet"? Who? Milan me old mucker" I replied "The mad statto fan, who followed me from the train station, who asked me who scored the winning goal for Wednesday in 1869 against the errr........"Heeley bottom wanderers or summatt" "Oh you must have bumped into Kivo" I replied "He is the mad man!!" "He's yer normal sorta of Wednesday fan Milan...he has a penchant for the odd statistic admittedly, but his hearts in the right place" "have you ever been chased over a railway bridge by someone repeatedly shouting.."Fastest shot ..Hirsty... against Arsenal...." Redfearn froggatt sh*ts on Van Percie" and "Mother Turton could run faster backwards than most could run forwards?" "Well i can't say i have Mr Mandaric but you have to take into accou..... "I'm from Serbia for the sake of fvckery!!!..i know not that Clegg, Clegg Cleggity Clegg and Clegg made up the forward line that beat The old Etonians in 1875...." "now calm down Milan..no-ones expecting you to know the Clegg Clegg Cleggity Clegg wotsit... "I feel ashamed that I knew not the answers....I knew not Wednesday were once called the Blades and played cricket against some shopkeepers at Bramall Lane with nails in their boots and string for a crossbar" "Me neither to be ho.... "And how many goals did we score against Newton Heath in the year the light Brigade charged at Waterloo.... "Balaclava Milan" "Yes please...if it will hide my face from that mad fvcker...................... Ha ha ha ha love it, you should take up story telling mate :) :) :) :) :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 I'd love a life where I just randomly walk around Sheffield city centre. I must admit from what I've heard of Kivo that I find it hard to quantify his "demons" with some of his pastimes..... My favourite was when he was hiding in the bushes during the takeover saga. I only ever think of Kivo wearing a snorkel parka. Have you got one Kivo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owlsdreamer Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Walking across Sheffield Station bridge I caught a glimpse of our saviour walking towards me with a great big bag. As is customary when I see a Wednesdayite I said 'Up the Owls!' to him, to which he smiled and asked if I was ok and was I looking forward to next season. Nice. Then I saw him climbing the stairs to the tram stop - surely he can't be getting a single to Leppings Lane? No, he turns around at the top and climbs back down. Thought I had to go and ask if he knew where he was going. Your one sad son of a ***** kivo. Get back to the obituries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest inman Posted May 4, 2011 Share Posted May 4, 2011 Just bumped into Milan...hiding behind a Wheelie bin on Chapel Walk "Hiya Milan" I says "Has he gone yet"? Who? Milan me old mucker" I replied "The mad statto fan, who followed me from the train station, who asked me who scored the winning goal for Wednesday in 1869 against the errr........"Heeley bottom wanderers or summatt" "Oh you must have bumped into Kivo" I replied "He is the mad man!!" "He's yer normal sorta of Wednesday fan Milan...he has a penchant for the odd statistic admittedly, but his hearts in the right place" "have you ever been chased over a railway bridge by someone repeatedly shouting.."Fastest shot ..Hirsty... against Arsenal...." Redfearn froggatt sh*ts on Van Percie" and "Mother Turton could run faster backwards than most could run forwards?" "Well i can't say i have Mr Mandaric but you have to take into accou..... "I'm from Serbia for the sake of fvckery!!!..i know not that Clegg, Clegg Cleggity Clegg and Clegg made up the forward line that beat The old Etonians in 1875...." "now calm down Milan..no-ones expecting you to know the Clegg Clegg Cleggity Clegg wotsit... "I feel ashamed that I knew not the answers....I knew not Wednesday were once called the Blades and played cricket against some shopkeepers at Bramall Lane with nails in their boots and string for a crossbar" "Me neither to be ho.... "And how many goals did we score against Newton Heath in the year the light Brigade charged at Waterloo.... "Balaclava Milan" "Yes please...if it will hide my face from that mad fvcker...................... Excellent , made me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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