Grandad's Official TrueFan Assessment Thread...

[big john]

I get out of breath walking up the stairs at the backof the kop, then I sit just in front of the band.

It'd be easier just to stick pins in my eyes.....

i have to be let in through the side gate (the turnstiles have been made smaller)

I get out of breath walking up the stairs in South stand

I have 2 pies and a diet coke

The person serving me tries not to laugh

I buy the seat next to me so i can spread out

During dull bits of the games i contemplate whether i could sue Coca Cola as the diet coke isnt working

At half time i dream of what it would be like to spend an evening with the lady owls

and whether any of them might be good pie makers

I leave 20 minutes before the end so i can get a taxi back to my car in hillsborough LC

I listen to pigs losing another away game and cheer as the final whistle blows

Grandad please tell me i am a true fan and not just unfit

[Guest totemowl]

I've got TWO Sheffield Wednesday key rings. I also went to the match on Saturday and stayed right until the end.

[Victoria W]

I would also turn gay for a 20 goal a season striker.

I have 100% OWL tattooed on the INSIDE of my body (in my mouth). And i know OurDan™.

no way?

Why have I never seen this??

PLEASE SHOW ME JIMB/MANWITHASTICK

During sex I think about Ian Cranson to stop me coming too soon.

During sex I often think about Lewis Buxton.

I also used to stand in my pants and a Wednesday shirt for a living.

Surely I win?

[Geedee]

Using a blunt compass I carved the words 'ALL MUVVERFUKEN WEDZ' into my mum's anus

Oh I didn't realise it was a fellow Owls Mum sorry about that.

[Guest Parky1867]

I also used to stand in my pants and a Wednesday shirt for a living.

Surely I win?

I do that at EVERY home game, yet I get 'escorted off the premises'.

flippingStafford!!!

This country..

[Weshallovercome]

no way?

Why have I never seen this??

PLEASE SHOW ME JIMB/MANWITHASTICK

During sex I often think about Lewis Buxton.

I also used to stand in my pants and a Wednesday shirt for a living.

Surely I win?

Far too much info there, Vic...........but you get my vote.

[alanharper]

For my first two matches at Hillsborough we sat in the Leppings lane end when home fans where allowed in there.

Pah, rubbish. I sat in there for my first two seasons

[GJC1979]

I once watched the Rumbelows cup video while shagging an ex who was wearing my Weds shirt, didnt quite manage to last till Sheridan hit the winner though!!

P.S If i dont get true fan status then dont risk having your chinese delivered to your house again!!!

[alanharper]

I arranged a shortened holiday in the USA and timed a 5,000 mile flight from LA so that I wouldn't miss a 0-0 draw with Rushden & Diamonds

I was the first Wednesdayite to get David Hirst's autograph after he signed from Barnsley.

I was one of the 3,121 at Selhurst Park on a Wednesday night to see us lose to Wimbledon

[Guest Deleted member]

And I drove 300mile for the Blackpool Northen Final of the dinky car cup in, in the snow, and we lost. I then drove 150miles home straight after.

I can't help wondering how lost you must have been to do 300 miles on the way TO Blackpool - and only 150 miles on the way back

I once watched the Rumbelows cup video while shagging an ex who was wearing my Weds shirt, didnt quite manage to last till Sheridan hit the winner though!!

P.S If i dont get true fan status then dont risk having your chinese delivered to your house again!!!

True Fan status granted... OMG - I wish people would introduce themselves instead of just letting me know via this mediuam that 'They Know Where i Live'

[Bob]

I've got an Owls Windchime in my garden.

True.

[GJC1979]

True Fan status granted... OMG - I wish people would introduce themselves instead of just letting me know via this mediuam that 'They Know Where i Live'

Wasnt 100% sure it was you to be honest!! Would have looked a right proper idiot if id had said, "are you the legend that is Grandad from Owlstalk?" and it wasnt you!!

[Victoria W]

I do that at EVERY home game, yet I get 'escorted off the premises'.

flippingStafford!!!

This country..

Far too much info there, Vic...........but you get my vote.

I was replying to someone else.

(but it's true)

[Nookiebear]

I once anally raped and then murdered a Sheffield United supporter while singing Hi Ho Sheffield Wednesday at the top of my voice. I also removed his tail and turned it into an owl shaped keyring.

[goh]

I once anally raped and then murdered a Sheffield United supporter while singing Hi Ho Sheffield Wednesday at the top of my voice. I also removed his tail and turned it into an owl shaped keyring.

Poor.

You didn't poo poo on his face after....

[Nookiebear]

Poor.

You didn't poo poo on his face after....

No i ate it instead.

[Guest Manwithastick]

no way?

Why have I never seen this??

PLEASE SHOW ME JIMB/MANWITHASTICK

Just for you - see my new facebook profile pic.

[HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU]

I used to work in the Forge at Forgemasters when it was called British Steel. Nearly all of my colleagues were Rotherham supporters, I was quite young then, around 23ish. At that time we lost at home to Rotherham 1-0 when Joey Mcbride's shot hit a divort and spun past our keeper (was it Bob Boulder?) I went in to work the following morning in my Wednesday shirt knowing full well that I was in for a day of ridicule. My Toytown colleagues held me down and cut the crest out of my shirt, but it was worth it to show the barstewards that while they might win the odd battle, they could never win the war.

[HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU]

I once anally raped and then murdered a Sheffield United supporter while singing Hi Ho Sheffield Wednesday at the top of my voice. I also removed his tail and turned it into an owl shaped keyring.

Winner.

[bigrbuk]

I own a spoon commemorating the queens visit to re-open the newly roofed kop.