Grandad's Official TrueFan Assessment Thread...

[Guest Deleted member]

I've heard some lame excuses for missing a match, but that takes the biscuit.

Thats nearly as bad as the 'fighting the taliban' one...

[Victoria W]

Just for you - see my new facebook profile pic.

During sex I often think about Victoria in her pants and Wednesday shirt.....

[theowlsman]

I kissed a girl at school so she'd give me the Figurine Pannini sticker I needed to complete my Sheffield Wednesday collection.

I then banged her and she gave me the keys to her Dad's Ferrari.

Woof!

[Guest owls_4_life]

I'm a girl and I have a season ticket? And I go with two other girls who also have season tickets (although I'm finding it hard to persuade them to renew) :Dark Sad:

[Victoria W]

I'm a girl and I have a season ticket? And I go with two other girls who also have season tickets (although I'm finding it hard to persuade them to renew) :Dark Sad:

Women and football do not mix.

Go and iron something ffs.

[Guest owls_4_life]

Women and football do not mix.

Go and iron something ffs.

[eDDie]

During sex I often think about Victoria in her pants and Wednesday shirt.....

That's weird. When I'm having sex with Victoria in her pants and Wednesday shirt, I think of you.