Grandad's Official TrueFan Assessment Thread...

[Guest Deleted member]

I once stood in a puddle of some blokes wee wee away at Watford, the dirty bugger couldn't be bothered to go to the toilet so he pissed where he was standing. Thankfully he and his paralytic mates left at half time, but most of the wee wee had leaked towards me and down towards the people in front! Nice.

Worthy - this happened to me at Villa Park at the semifinal v Everton

I have brought three different good-looking women to Hillsborough so far this year.

Not worthy (next time bring them to the Wednesdayite Lounge for assessment)

[NormOwl]

I pray each night to a test tube of Colin West's knacker sweat

[Guest Deleted member]

Disclaimer: I should at this point confirm that my decision is final

[Vaughan]

Worthy (I watch the Millers myself)

Not worthy (sorry we were never poo poo - close but no cigar) *cough*

My last attempt....

My was rushed into hospital and was told that she needed an emergency operation...... I sat by her bed and held her hand whilst I assured her that , despite having tickets for the Coca Cola Cup final, I would sit with her in her hour of need..... "Don't be silly, you should go " she whispered.

So I did.

[Guest Deleted member]

My last attempt....

My was rushed into hospital and was told that she needed an emergency operation...... I sat by her bed and held her hand whilst I assured her that , despite having tickets for the Coca Cola Cup final, I would sit with her in her hour of need..... "Don't be silly, you should go " she whispered.

So I did.

I did say my decision was final.

Please hand your scarf in on your way out.

[ReadingOwl]

Disclaimer: I should at this point confirm that my decision is final

Just a point Grandad. TrueFan status could be a human rights issue.

If Boo Hoo McCabe posts - give it to him for goodness sake.

Edited March 22, 2010 by ReadingOwl

[Stringy]

I would also turn gay for a 20 goal a season striker.

[Tommo_]

My first game was the Rumbelows cup final, I was only a month old.

After that things got worse

[ams]

I have recently been on secondment to my works head office in Coventry and following the Crystal Palace FA cup game I now have coventry and villa fans calling Colin well Colin.

I have also on occasion been know to bounce.

[Dark$ide]

Anyone that has been on a pre-season tour deserves True-Fan status !

Or made palace away when its midweek...............

Edited March 22, 2010 by Dark$ide

[sc1349]

I work most saturdays.

[Guest Manwithastick]

I have 100% OWL tattooed on the INSIDE of my body (in my mouth). And i know OurDan™.

Edited March 22, 2010 by Manwithastick

[royalowlisback]

During sex I think about Ian Cranson to stop me coming too soon.

[nunbarrtowls]

I wrote my name on two of the now hidden sections of the south stand support beams [get a picture of that if you can James H.] and also i retrieved two of the wooden seat bases from the south stand when the south went plastic, i also always look " in awe" every time i see Grandad

[daveyboy66]

I went AWOL to watch wednesday play Santos the second time ( I was also there for the first ) got 14 days for it....worth it

[asteener1867]

I watched a blue balloon slowly deflate below me feet instead of watching the last 10 minutes of the '91 league cup final, cos if it had deflated before full time Man Utd would have equalised.

It stayed semi inflated and i believe me mental nurturing of that particular inflatable won us the cup....Sheridan helped out a bit tho'

[NYCOWL]

I have started a new religion over here dedicated to Andy Blair. "the path to enlightenment lies in the perfect placement of 3 penalties"

it's going quite well.

[Guest Deleted member]

I watched a blue balloon slowly deflate below me feet instead of watching the last 10 minutes of the '91 league cup final, cos if it had deflated before full time Man Utd would have equalised.

It stayed semi inflated and i believe me mental nurturing of that particular inflatable won us the cup....Sheridan helped out a bit tho'

Oooooh I think I might have been stood near you! I was watching that balloon while mentally hoping that Roland would continue to make Lee Sharpe look like the most overrated player since, err, Franny Jeffers

[marshy]

Erm,

I live in S6

& I live even closer to the training ground!!!

[Guest utOwlz]

Iv turned down numerous jobs because it meant working saturday's and now my life is ruined, was it worth it............course it flipping was!

UTO!