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#1 danny wath owl

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 07:24 PM

Not sure road it was on maybe m11 ?

but the 2 canoe's in middle of motorway . luckily i saw them and was room around me to swerve. think lorry behind his clipped one .

just hope everyone got past safely

#2 Mr Farrell

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 07:33 PM

I was once cut up by a Spectrum 480 Pilothouse sportscruiser on the M1 near Wakefield.

True story.

#3 mrbluesky

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 07:36 PM

lets have a pun fest!

#4 shez owl

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 07:43 PM

I sailed home

#5 Chris_B_SWFC

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 07:46 PM

Who left them there?

What a w-anchor.

#6 DannyOwls4

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 07:47 PM

Someones up sh!t creek without a paddle

#7 CHRISTIANxOWLx44

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 07:49 PM

we swerved between what looked like a surf board & a set of golf clubs!!

#8 Chris_B_SWFC

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 07:50 PM

we swerved between what looked like a surf board & a set of golf clubs!!


I don't get it.

#9 swfc-dan

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 07:52 PM

I nearly hit one on the M1 the other day, luckily for me it went swimmingly.

#10 steelowl

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 07:52 PM

Not sure road it was on maybe m11 ?

but the 2 canoe's in middle of motorway . luckily i saw them and was room around me to swerve. think lorry behind his clipped one .

just hope everyone got past safely


kin hell rained down here but not that much :laugh:

#11 Sam779

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 07:56 PM

It was the A1 by the Peterborough services, we just swerved in time.

#12 CHRISTIANxOWLx44

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 08:01 PM

I don't get it.


Your married then? :tango:

#13 dan27

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 08:02 PM

lets have a pun fest!


I wouldn't sink so low.

#14 ex_retfordowl

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 08:02 PM

Surf board and a big bag, best off all signs were saying slow down 2 miles back, then said ok, 1 mile later road full of car boot booty

#15 TaxiMark

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 08:04 PM

Your married then? :tango:

:tango:

#16 Teetowl

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 08:15 PM

Kayak- ed my pants when I saw them!

#17 SiJ

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 08:17 PM

No wonder John Darwin keeps getting caught.

#18 twolaptops

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 08:20 PM

You avoided them so you got home 'schooner' than expected

#19 owls66

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 08:20 PM

What's Kanu up to nowadays?

#20 edmontonowl

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 08:25 PM

Avast array of opinions in this thread

#21 Sam779

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 08:25 PM

Is 'Boats on Motorway' the sequel to 'Snakes on a Plane'.

#22 danny wath owl

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 08:27 PM

Only if i can star in it sam.

#23 Mr Farrell

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 08:27 PM

Is 'Boats on Motorway' the sequel to 'Snakes on a Plane'.


Follow up to kittens on a train.

#24 Sam-The-Owl

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 08:29 PM

Not sure road it was on maybe m11 ?

but the 2 canoe's in middle of motorway . luckily i saw them and was room around me to swerve. think lorry behind his clipped one .

just hope everyone got past safely


Yeah we swerved to avoid them! About 200 yards after we passed them there was an estate car that was pulled in the lay by with its hazards on.

The thick coont.

#25 Ever the pessimist

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 08:33 PM

All this after a result that really took the wind out of our sails.

#26 DeeeeeJ

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 08:40 PM

Oarful news.

#27 Sam779

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 08:40 PM

Oarful news.


I sea what you did there.

#28 danny wath owl

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 08:41 PM

I pulled into services to ask them to ring the motorway services or police. guy said not got number mate . lobber .

#29 Briscoe Inferno

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 08:52 PM

I pulled into services to ask them to ring the motorway services or police. guy said not got number mate . lobber .


fins aren't what they used to be....

#30 DeeeeeJ

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 08:53 PM

I sea what you did there.

Oarsome

#31 shandypants

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 08:56 PM

Boat!

#32 Sam779

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 09:00 PM

Oarsome


I reservoir my judgement on that pun though.

#33 owlinlincs

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 09:08 PM

fins aren't what they used to be....

Yer daft racist lol

Edited by owlinlincs, 14 April 2012 - 09:13 PM.


#34 DeeeeeJ

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 09:17 PM

I reservoir my judgement on that pun though.

Pfffffft

What a w anchor

#35 Sam779

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 09:20 PM

Pfffffft

What a w anchor


Repost!!!!!

You silly buoy.

#36 DeeeeeJ

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 09:32 PM

Repost!!!!!

You silly buoy.

Thought I was plain sailing then.

#37 DeeeeeJ

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 09:39 PM

Pfffffft

What a w anchor

Sorry Sam, don't be mad.

I think I went a little overboard.

#38 pahowl

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 10:05 PM

At the overhead signs a police car overtook our coach (coach 4) and then put all his lights on and slowed down to create a rolling roadblock, but the thick Pig pulled off at the services , our coach driver had to swerve onto the hard shoulder to avoid the surf board.

If anyone had hit them they would have gone down like the titantic!

#39 Hawkeye

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 10:11 PM

At the overhead signs a police car overtook our coach (coach 4) and then put all his lights on and slowed down to create a rolling roadblock, but the thick Pig pulled off at the services , our coach driver had to swerve onto the hard shoulder to avoid the surf board.

If anyone had hit them they would have gone down like the titantic!


Canoe believe they would be so irresponsible?

#40 zico.b

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 10:11 PM

Think it's time we WAVED good BHOY to this thread.

It's SUNK to new DEPTHS.

UTO :biggrin:



#41 Hawkeye

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 10:13 PM

Think it's time we WAVED good BHOY to this thread.

It's SUNK to new DEPTHS.

UTO Posted Image


dont be a killjoy, let the buoys have their fun

#42 SPURTt

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 10:28 PM

hull ways the same

#43 Jezza Helan

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 10:43 PM



#44 tilIdie

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 10:56 PM

That sounds oreific I hope someone eventually got the rowed clear and the traffic is flowing swimmingly well lol

#45 Briscoe Inferno

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 11:21 PM

Yer daft racist lol


a ripple of applause for that one lincs...

#46 Briscoe Inferno

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 11:22 PM

All this after a result that really took the wind out of our sails.


We'll see what Davey Jones has in his locker next week.

#47 mirodo

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Posted 14 April 2012 - 11:49 PM

We'll sea what Davey Jones has in his locker next week.


Corrected for you.

#48 nevthelodgemoorowl

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Posted 15 April 2012 - 12:11 AM

Called in at the services for a bowl of Sloop.

#49 markowl

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Posted 15 April 2012 - 12:18 AM

we swerved between what looked like a surf board & a set of golf clubs!!


Where was the driver.....

Did you take a packed lunch with plenty of sand wedges?

I'm surprised you've all been putter off the golf club puns

#50 owlandished

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Posted 15 April 2012 - 12:19 AM

Think it's time we WAVED good BHOY to this thread.

It's SUNK to new DEPTHS.

UTO :biggrin: