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Owlstalk Bell of the Year Award 18/19

Lord Snooty
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Your Bell of the season  

416 members have voted

  1. 1. Biggest melt of the 2018/19 season

    • Tim Robinson - Terrible weak as pee referee
      1
    • Carlos - Really!? you ask. After all this time. But yes, someone has nominated him.
      2
    • Jos Luhukay - What was he doing....where do you start...
      202
    • Jacob Mellis - Kung fu kicking Mansfield cretin
      8
    • Patrick Bamford - Smarmy, smug, cheat and floppy fringed dumpling.
      13
    • Chris Wilder - there aren't enough words. Obssessed with Wednesday
      54
    • Jamie Charragher - Spitting scouse pundit
      6
    • Danny Murphy - Not done his homework on Brucie pundit
      14
    • Ruud Guillet - See above
      3
    • Ben Pearson - Preston bully boy and ref mitherer
      2
    • Darnell Fisher - Preston diver and ref mitherer
      4
    • Steve Gibson - Mumping Middlesborough supremo
      5
    • Joey Barton - Rough shithouse who talks poetry hoping no one will notice he's a rough shithouse
      4
    • Ken Anderson - Destroyer of Bolton Wanderers
      13
    • Paul Mitchell - Brum scrotè who attacked Grealish
      4
    • Jack Grealish - Villa wide boy
      3
    • Gary Madine - Singing mind the gap..when he'll be in this division next season.
      15
    • Mansfield Town FC - Sunday league bad boy limps
      16
    • The wheezing blade - Radio Sheffields go to vitriolic WUM.
      12
    • Almen Abdi - I know he plays for us Snoots but the whole thing has done my head in.
      14

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  • Poll closed on 06/05/19 at 20:00

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Lord Snooty Grand Master

Lord Snooty

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After exhaustive research.

It's here. The Bell-end of the year poll.

Its time for Robert Snodgrass to hand back the famous old trophy so a new winner can be anointed. 

Plastic-Plastic-Trophy-Penis-Trophy-Pran

They couldn't all make the final cut. But our team have sifted through the contenders and here is the final listing.

 

 

Poll closes 9pm on Monday Night

 

Vote now!

(imagine X-factor voice over man)

 

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Morepork Grand Master

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Gone for Murphy, still winds me up when I think about it. 

 

I have no recall of that Jos fella, PTSD. 

 

Also, having reviewed the entire list I feel the trophy could be shorter.....

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Lord Snooty Grand Master

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5 minutes ago, eckington owl said:

Anyone who votes anything other than Jos needs a lifetime Owlstalk ban. 

 

We haven't heard his side of the story yet. Don't forget that many of our top conspiracy theorists  (admittedly the ones who claim Jones is on 50k a week and that Chansiri bought the club to flog the ground and build a secret underground lair for S.P.E.C.T.R.E but never the less)  said he was a puppet with his hands tied, and forced what players to pick.

 

:ph34r: 

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6 minutes ago, Malcolm Darling said:

Got to be Madine

Just a tad disappointed I can't vote for the snorting obsessed bell responsible for the flyover on Sunday

Can we shoot it down? Start a go fund me  for a sniper. Ex military, someone must know a man who knows a man:ghoulguy:

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Pablo Bonvin Grand Master

Pablo Bonvin

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5 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said:

Oooofph!

We've been binned to 'Site Information section' .Ouch.

 

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Well.

That's the end of that then.

Nice while it lasted.

 

Surely the site information is the wrong section anyway. Seriously.

 

Will mention it in everything I post if I think on!

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Lord Snooty Grand Master

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5 minutes ago, Pablo Bonvin said:

Surely the site information is the wrong section anyway. Seriously.

 

Will mention it in everything I post if I think on!

 

Don't risk it Pabbers! Look what happened to Costello!

And he only mentioned us singing Hi - ho! 

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Lord Snooty Grand Master

Lord Snooty

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14 minutes ago, Pablo Bonvin said:

I didn’t even realise this section existed. A bit like Quest before they started doing the EFL highlights. I’m off to have a look round.....

 

Don't do it!!

Big Guns once ventured down here and ....well. 

That was that. Vanished. 

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Pablo Bonvin Grand Master

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3 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said:

 

Don't do it!!

Big Guns once ventured down here and ....well. 

That was that. Vanished. 

I’m back. I was very resourceful and left a paper trail behind me so I could find my way back. I didn’t like it though.....

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Prince Experienced

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Jos is the only winner masquerading as a football manager and stealing a wage.

 

Not going to vote for anything pork related as they are irrelevant to me and will never rival our club no matter how hard they try.

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43 minutes ago, Lord Snooty said:

We've been binned to 'Site Information section' .

 

It sort of gives it an air of legitimacy though, this is now official Owlstalk Site Information!

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