Pitchside beer

[meggoisgod]

Best thread of the summer....FACT

 

PS real ale drinkers all have galloping knob rot....true dat

[@owlstalk]

 

 

Real Ale drinkers like day trips to the Crich Tram Museum where they get dressed up like summat from the victorian era and shouting out things like 'TOODLE PIP!' as the tram pulls away

The majority of real ale drinkers also like medieval battle reenactments and drag their families to it, who then have to sit thoroughly bored waiting for the nightmare to end.

[shandypants]

19 minutes ago, @owlstalk said:

Craft Beer fans are the sort who ask the barstaff 'what rotational's do you have on today?' and await answers like 'spleen cleaver' or 'boomshackalacka' or 'grandpapa's sugar shack'

They sit waffling on about hops, and wheatbeers, and earthiness with absolutely no understanding of it's effect on those around them who sit silently pretending to listen whilst all the time regretting not going to Roxy's grab a granny night instead with real people

Actually, you sound like you know what you’re talking about Neil. You’re a craft beer saddo aren’t you?

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Real Ale drinkers laugh when compo hurtles down a grassy hill in a runaway bath in last of the summer wine... AGAIN

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Craft Beer drinkers's first choice of presenters for Good Morning Britain would be Eamon Andrews and Marjory Proops

[Lichfield alien]

Real ale drinkers..love to tell everybody..they are real ale drinkers

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When real ale drinkers get a taxi they wait until the taxi has reached the destination and ground to a complete halt before bothering to get their wallet out to pay for it rather than getting the cash ready ahead of time.

 

[Hawkowl]

I've drank many a pint of hand pulled beer (only a keyboard warrior wearing socks with sandals and cut down denim shorts would call it craft beer) and they all tasted different, good or bad.

I have also tried Bud on several occasions and they all tasted like I imagine p1zz would.

 

 

FFS.

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One of the worst traits though is that craft beer and real ale drinkers try calling it 'hand pulled beer' to sound cool

 

 

[meggoisgod]

Real ale drinkers eat quiche

 

Lager drinkers eat cheese pie

[Hawkowl]

5 minutes ago, @owlstalk said:

 

 

One of the worst traits though is that craft beer and real ale drinkers try calling it 'hand pulled beer' to sound cool

 

 

Touche

 

 

FFS.

[attyjake]

9 hours ago, flo said:

What about if you like all the beers?

 well if you like them all that's absolutely spiffing old bean.

[@owlstalk]

Real Ale drinkers rabbit on and on and on about the health benefits of Avocado Toast and Kale

[sheriwozgod]

12 minutes ago, @owlstalk said:

Real Ale drinkers rabbit on and on and on about the health benefits of Avocado Toast and Kale

 

You have got really argumentative since you have been back on the pi$$ 

Edited June 29, 2018 by sheriwozgod

[sheriwozgod]

Dont like Bud myself.............but everything else you have said is on the money !!!

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It's reyt tho innit

Real Ale drinkers fondly remember Floella Benjamin and quite enjoy watching anything with Su Pollard in it

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Craft Beer drinkers call Youtube 'that Yoobtoob thing'

It's right annoying

[flo]

ANyway craft beers not cool enough for the hipsters now. they are back on the Budweiser FACT. I can see the end for craft beers soon enough.  

[@owlstalk]

19 minutes ago, flo said:

ANyway craft beers not cool enough for the hipsters now. they are back on the Budweiser FACT. I can see the end for craft beers soon enough.  

 

And gin bars

And cupcake shops

[@owlstalk]

(but not diet pills - they'll ALWAYS be around on Facebook as a thing)