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Maths not her strong point she will never get that job on Countdown!

£100 FREE bet! Where do come to for the money? I will knock on the door, you leave it in an envelope on the step, I will observe all social distancing rules wait till you go in to pick it up and I'll even wear a mask! Awaiting your address.

Me mam always said if you ant gor owt nice to say better to say nowt at all! Erm????????????????????????????? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

NO NO, a thousand times NO Oh...…………….. did I mention...…...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

He was also the landlord of the Staniforth Arms on Staniforth Rd, I used to work for a band that played there every Wednesday night. Himself and the family came on a boating holiday we all went on one year, a good laugh and a great guy! Had a bit of fun with a barmaid there gave her a lift home one Wednesday night, ooh errr missus! Got to know his daughter quite well a lovely lass, she recognised me years later when she had grown up to boozing age. Good times back then around early eighties I think.

Good, give us the points deduction now, hope the season is a write off cos of the virus, and we start again when the next season starts (eventually) and we are on a level playing field with everybody else. HAPPY DAYS! WAWAW

"HI EVERYBODY"

A MONK-ey!

You just have to love an OPTIMIST

I don't know but what I do know It will do wonders for my fantasy football team, I have Gundogan, De Bruyne, Jesus, and Aguerro!

Jesus was supposedly a carpenter but even he couldn't have done owt if his boss (God) kept giving him plastic and metal to work with!

Hows it feel to be BROUGHT DOWN TO EARTH WITH A BUMP

Isn't that Dom Howson!

Don't waste ya money! Lump on at BET365 40/1