Jump to content

FA CUP NIGHT - LIVE from 23 New Steps


Recommended Posts

 

B38DE288-F00C-4F8D-807D-8DA1D7763341.jpeg

 

 

FA Cup Night in Malta isn’t going as planned yet

 

Am in 23 New Steps Bar and it’s all about to kick off

 

The barmaid has relationship issues and is spilling it all out to the geezer at the bar who’s sympathetic to her plight

 

Im on the Cisk beer despite it being 2.70 a pint (most I’ve paid in Malta so far)

 

Heading for food then the Wednesday Supporters Bar at Scotch Corner in Buggiba although in reliaty pretty much everywhere here is ‘just round the corner’

 

Barmaid is Bulgarian or Russian or something and just gave me free crisps so gonna hang here for another beer and try and blag some peanuts

 


Owlstalk Shop

 

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

 

There are condiments on the tables like this place as though they’re going to serve bar food 

 

I’ll not be partaking 

 

TVM is on the telly and can’t understand a word of it

 

Why can’t they have only fools and horses on like they do in Benidorm? Mad racists 

 

it’s dark outside and quite chilly at 13 degrees

 

Hope to god can find a live stream for the game or I’m tempted to drink myself into oblivion and go swimming in St Paul’s Bay

 

 

 


Owlstalk Shop

 

 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

6 minutes ago, @owlstalk said:

 

There are condiments on the tables like this place as though they’re going to serve bar food 

 

I’ll not be partaking 

 

TVM is on the telly and can’t understand a word of it

 

Why can’t they have only fools and horses on like they do in Benidorm? Mad racists 

 

it’s dark outside and quite chilly at 13 degrees

 

Hope to god can find a live stream for the game or I’m tempted to drink myself into oblivion and go swimming in St Paul’s Bay

 

 

Don’t end up emulating Oliver Reed. He spent his final hours on a big session in a bar in Malta. Don’t think he was trying to watch The Wednesday though.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Just now, @owlstalk said:

No table dancing

 

another two people have rocked up now and are sat outside the bar on the street

 

its all happening now 

 

rock n roll

is there a bouncer outside  that looks like peter kay ?

 

(homage to Phoenix nights)

Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Maddogbob said:

I for one will be following this thread as I'm keen to witness Neil's fall into fear and loathing in Malta. 

 

 

 

1) Never trust a cop in a raincoat.
2) Beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and quick to sway.
3) If asked if you care about the world's problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks, he will never ask you again.
4) Never give your real name.
5) If ever asked to look at yourself, don't look.
6) Never do anything the person standing in front of you can't understand.
7) Never create anything, it will be misinterpreted, it will chain you and follow you for the rest of your life.

 

I'd like to add:

 

8) Never look a gift horse in the mouth, unless it comes from a Russian barmaid looking to change her Facebook relationship status to "it's complicated".

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...