@owlstalk Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 FA Cup Night in Malta isn’t going as planned yet Am in 23 New Steps Bar and it’s all about to kick off The barmaid has relationship issues and is spilling it all out to the geezer at the bar who’s sympathetic to her plight Im on the Cisk beer despite it being 2.70 a pint (most I’ve paid in Malta so far) Heading for food then the Wednesday Supporters Bar at Scotch Corner in Buggiba although in reliaty pretty much everywhere here is ‘just round the corner’ Barmaid is Bulgarian or Russian or something and just gave me free crisps so gonna hang here for another beer and try and blag some peanuts Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maddogbob Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 I for one will be following this thread as I'm keen to witness Neil's fall into fear and loathing in Malta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share Posted January 26, 2018 There are condiments on the tables like this place as though they’re going to serve bar food I’ll not be partaking TVM is on the telly and can’t understand a word of it Why can’t they have only fools and horses on like they do in Benidorm? Mad racists it’s dark outside and quite chilly at 13 degrees Hope to god can find a live stream for the game or I’m tempted to drink myself into oblivion and go swimming in St Paul’s Bay Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Bonvin Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 6 minutes ago, @owlstalk said: There are condiments on the tables like this place as though they’re going to serve bar food I’ll not be partaking TVM is on the telly and can’t understand a word of it Why can’t they have only fools and horses on like they do in Benidorm? Mad racists it’s dark outside and quite chilly at 13 degrees Hope to god can find a live stream for the game or I’m tempted to drink myself into oblivion and go swimming in St Paul’s Bay Don’t end up emulating Oliver Reed. He spent his final hours on a big session in a bar in Malta. Don’t think he was trying to watch The Wednesday though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelowl Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 love the reserved table in an empty bar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owlsend Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 Is they going have some table dancing on? If not iwillgive it a pass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share Posted January 26, 2018 No table dancing another two people have rocked up now and are sat outside the bar on the street its all happening now rock n roll Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steelowl Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 Just now, @owlstalk said: No table dancing another two people have rocked up now and are sat outside the bar on the street its all happening now rock n roll is there a bouncer outside that looks like peter kay ? (homage to Phoenix nights) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardo Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 I thought it was "5,6,7,8 Steps" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adifferentgame Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 1 hour ago, Maddogbob said: I for one will be following this thread as I'm keen to witness Neil's fall into fear and loathing in Malta. 1) Never trust a cop in a raincoat. 2) Beware of enthusiasm and of love, both are temporary and quick to sway. 3) If asked if you care about the world's problems, look deep into the eyes of he who asks, he will never ask you again. 4) Never give your real name. 5) If ever asked to look at yourself, don't look. 6) Never do anything the person standing in front of you can't understand. 7) Never create anything, it will be misinterpreted, it will chain you and follow you for the rest of your life. I'd like to add: 8) Never look a gift horse in the mouth, unless it comes from a Russian barmaid looking to change her Facebook relationship status to "it's complicated". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share Posted January 26, 2018 Took a tangent move and went for pizza Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share Posted January 26, 2018 Took a tangent move and went for pizza Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitechapel Owl Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 looks lovely that, wouldn't eat it off the ceiling though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share Posted January 26, 2018 It was alreyt Damianos in St Paul’s Bay Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share Posted January 26, 2018 It was alreyt Damianos in St Paul’s Bay Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitechapel Owl Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 You have more holidays than Judith Chalmers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirocevic Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 Make sure you visit Mdina while there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted January 26, 2018 Author Share Posted January 26, 2018 7 minutes ago, Whitechapel Owl said: You have more holidays than Judith Chalmers. Got the same complexion too Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 When 23 was the 39 steps you designed and named a cocktail which was free providing you drank two of them and paid for the second. Surprised it's empty it used to be heaving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nevthelodgemoorowl Posted January 26, 2018 Share Posted January 26, 2018 A night in Valletta is better than winning a free ticket to the Presidents Club ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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