@owlstalk Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 We should get one of our playermen to do a running around in their white line penaltybox then do a fall down. The refereeman would give us a penaltygoal and we would win the football game Lets cheat at it today and have a win party Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlando_Trustful Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I'd take that. Probably most fans of other teams say they get bad luck in games as well (Man U excluded), but I'm sure we seem to get more than our fair share of decisions against us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
captain jack Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Seems like the cheating pigs do it most games, we never dive we never get pens we are too honest Seems like the cheating pigs do it most games, we never dive we never get pens we are too honest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ever the pessimist Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 My favourite americanism is 'good hustle' whenever a player works hard. 'good hustle today Jose' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulos_Medication Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Well written though Neil. Quite amusing. Reminded me a bit of the 'Boston' bit they used to do on Soccer AM. "It's a top-body challenge! And he's already received one booking card! He's looking to the referee for mercy but - no! He too is rejected!" UTO I loved the American bit they used to do. I think they called penaltys "PK's" I can not condone cheating at any level of football but ........if a defenceman impedes our goal kicker in the end zone then I hopes he goes down like giant redwood. "PK PK PK PK, Goooooooooooooooooo Owls" I'd take one - nil off a stray dog if it gets us a win today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wadsgod Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 We should get one of our playermen to do a running around in their white line penaltybox then do a fall down. The refereeman would give us a penaltygoal and we would win the football game Lets cheat at it today and have a win party I think you're having some kind of breakdown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaping Lannys Perm Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 But do we trust our footyman to score the penaltygoal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leaping Lannys Perm Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I mean "does we trust"! Innit! Christ it's hard talking like Neil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlando_Trustful Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 The rookie/draft pick Barkley will super slam the PK for a conversion. One to Zero for the Sheffield Owls with MVP for the contest (in association with Budweiser) awarded to Jermain 'JJ' Johnson. UTO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paulos_Medication Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Have just been advised it may end in divorce if I carry on talking like this today :o) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MoscowDave Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 We just need a bit of luck. Cheating is not the answer. Not the Wednesday way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Johnbloodaxe Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 We tried that last game, but Madine hasn't the acting ability I'm afraid.... needs to stick to putting the ball over the line... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coe_22 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 Even if an opposing player ran up to Antonio and hit him with a cricket bat in the area, we still wouldn't get a penalty ffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dorian gray Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 We should get one of our playermen to do a running around in their white line penaltybox then do a fall down. The refereeman would give us a penaltygoal and we would win the football game Lets cheat at it today and have a win party we should cheat every week... teams with united in their name have been cheating for years... brian clough got the sack for pointing this out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Monkey Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I saw at least 2 instances at Blackburn when our player could have gone down in the penalty area. Knowing our luck though, they's have probably got a second yellow for diving and got sent off. Why do we always get shyte refs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pwilkysowls Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I saw at least 2 instances at Blackburn when our player could have gone down in the penalty area. Knowing our luck though, they's have probably got a second yellow for diving and got sent off. Why do we always get shyte refs? so you would prefer a team full of cheating diving suarez diouf types no thanks hate that side of the game for me its the biggest issue in football and needs sorting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pompeyowl Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I rogering hate cheats. Cheating's for flaps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdan2003 Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 He'll get booked for diving knowing our luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReginaldD Posted October 27, 2012 Share Posted October 27, 2012 I'd take us wasting time though if necessary near the end of the game. The sort of stuff Charlton did to us last season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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