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Just for a little bit of fun, the idea is that you have to come with the worst possible line up and formation for a Sheff Wed v Sheff Utd game (you have to pick both teams) . Now we all know that no matter what, 40K+ fans would turn up, but your job is to come up with a match that would make even the most harden of supporter think twice. The only rules are that the team selections must not show any signs of promise or the possibility that this would be a really good game full of excitement and goals.

Over to you.

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Wednesday:

Stringer

Haslam

Westwood

D Smith

Beswetherick

O Morrison

Lescott

Craine

Evans

Graham

Knight

Pigs:

Long

Hill

Maguire

Bromby

Geary

Whitehouse

Hoyland

Doyle

Flynn

Veart

Flo

This game would be awful, not a decent player between those 2 sides.

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surely pigs would be:

Simonsen

Lowton

Maguire

Jean-Francois

Montgomery

Doyle

Quinn

Evans

Williamson

Collins

Cresswell

:ph34r:

lol

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Guest dunellaowl

Tidman

Haslam

Barry-murphy

Maddix

Westwood

P.smith

Hamshaw

Mclaren

Potter

Graham

Olsen

Subs

Stringer

D.smith

Beswetherick

O.Morrison

Gilbert

Owusu

Pigs

Bennett

Rostron

Gage

Stancliffe

Booker

Vinny Jones

Hoyland

Bryson

Gannon

Flo

Littlejohn

Subs

Baker

Mcgrath

Cowans

Liddle

Allison

Dellas

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Adamson

Fee

Cusack

May

Gilbert

D.Wood

Haslam

S,Adams

P.Smith

Ferguson

Feeley

Richardson

Blount

Beard

Foran

Tibbot

France

Hartfield

De Goey

Flood

Wigan

Cadette

Christ!!!.......................if that lot were playing in the garden you,d close the curtains

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Guest Rob Jackson

Wednesday:

Stringer

Haslam

Westwood

D Smith

Beswetherick

O Morrison

Lescott

Craine

Evans

Graham

Knight

Pigs:

Long

Hill

Maguire

Bromby

Geary

Whitehouse

Hoyland

Doyle

Flynn

Veart

Flo (0.5 goals per game over career)

This game would be awful, not a decent player between those 2 sides.

players in bold were no where near awful!!

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Rob, I'd have to disagree with a couple you've said, Hoyland & poo pooehouse were both shybo

Agreed, how Dane Whitehouse and Jamie Hoyland could ever have the nerve to call themselves professional footballers is beyond me.

Also Owen Morrison was flipping terrible.

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Wednesday:

Stringer

Haslam

Westwood

D Smith

Beswetherick

O Morrison

Lescott

Craine

Evans

Graham

Knight

Pigs:

Long

Hill

Maguire

Bromby

Geary

Whitehouse

Hoyland

Doyle

Flynn

Veart

Flo

This game would be awful, not a decent player between those 2 sides.

Neil mustn't have seen this post yet, expect him to defend Owen Morrison to be fair looking at the players in the 2nd tier at the time OM was at least 'decent'

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Harsh on Morrison and Hamshaw, both were promising.

SWFC

Marlon Beresford (gk)

Aranalde

Westwood

Branston

Stockdale

Jon Mccarthy

James Chambers

Craig Armstrong

Peter Gilbert (depressingly on LM to give "balance")

Olsen

Barrett

Subs: Tidman, Harkness,Dean Smith, Rocastle, Bonvin, Proudlock, McMahon.

Pigs:

Bunn

Uhlenbeek

Sanford

Andy Morrison

Hill

Flynn

Doyle

Santos

Cademateri

Tens Heuvel

Veart

Subs: Long, kozluk, ashley ward, littlejohn, Porter, D'Jaffo

Struggle to remember the blades players!

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------------------- Tidman --------------------------

------------------ Branston -------------------------

Blondeau --- Smith --- Westwood ---Beswetherick V Sheffield Untied 2012 promotion losing Team

----------- Potter ----- Lunt ---------------

----- Graham ---- Olsen --- Jeffers --------

I've gone for more of a defensive formation here as I can't put this team and the entire subs bench behind the ball. Although not the best Wednesday team, I'd still say they were in with a shout against last season's Blunts .... lol.

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------------------- Tidman --------------------------

------------------ Branston -------------------------

Blondeau --- Smith --- Westwood ---Beswetherick V Sheffield Untied 2012 promotion losing Team

----------- Potter ----- Lunt ---------------

----- Graham ---- Olsen --- Jeffers --------

I've gone for more of a defensive formation here as I can't put this team and the entire subs bench behind the ball. Although not the best Wednesday team, I'd still say they were in with a shout against last season's Blunts .... lol.

Guy Branston clearly had all the quality necessary to become a libero known across Europe.

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