Guest Muzza06 Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 Jose semedo once had sex in the back of a semi truck as a result some of his seamen was left there in the process ......... That truck is now known as Optimus Prime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coe_22 Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 jose semedo broke rob jones nose 13 times! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 The one I liked was press-ups. Jose Semedo doesn't do press-ups, he pushes the world down, Just a bloke, who used up all his luck in one go when he met his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullitsAA Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 some guy sat at my table on friday night said to him: superman wears jose semedo underwear. and he didnt get it, he just smiled and nodded, was a bit awkward.. that panini sticker wraps one is flippingclass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 03 owl Posted December 14, 2011 Share Posted December 14, 2011 The first man on the moon was Neil...but they forgot Semedo was already waiting for them...it was semedo who suggested a round of golf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrosbyKitchens Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Jose Semedo has never cried. When his grandma died a pure diamond fell out of his tear duct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Distraught! Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Semedo was stood in the middle of Tinsley Towers when they were blown up. Semedo was still standing afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 The first man on the moon was Neil...but they forgot Semedo was already waiting for them...it was semedo who suggested a round of golf. 'kinell. He's not claiming he sorted that too is he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mav-erick Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Scientists at Geneva's hadron collider yesterday stopped just short of claiming they had discovered the Semedo particle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickersleyowl Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 When Jose Semedo falls into water, he dosnt get wet. The Water gets Jose Semedo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Distraught! Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 When Semedo farts, the Earth moves off its axis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Teetowl Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 And on the first day somedo created god! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 That's awesome Trev. Just a bloke, who used up all his luck in one go when he met his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mav-erick Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 The Semedo triangle got bored of the warm weather and went for a day trip to Bramall lane ....... now their midfield have gone missing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan™ Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 That's awesome Trev. I made that! Semedo and Reda will have my legal documents with you shortly Trev :reda: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 cheers dan , ilike it though you have done a good job , Now where's Nigels soliciters adress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Starling Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 The Queen will enjoy a glass of port while she watches Jose give his Christmas message to the nation at 3.00pm on Christmas Day on national TV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJH1867OWLS Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Jose Semedo can in fact slam a revolving door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SalfordOwl Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Jose Semedo makes Onions cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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