CrosbyKitchens Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 (edited) While on holiday in France, Jose Semedo went for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France. That one is nicked straight from Chuck Norris! Edited December 15, 2011 by CrosbyKitchens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JonTheOwl66 Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 And on the first day somedo created god! Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrickyTrev Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Jose Semedo doesn't sleep, he waits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
townend_owl Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Jose Semedo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 JOSE Semedo visit's the shark and bear and they both fk off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickersleyowl Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Jose semedo once won a game of snap with just one card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BullitsAA Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Jose semedo once won a game of snap with just one card. was it a panini wrap sticker of himself though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickersleyowl Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 was it a panini wrap sticker of himself though? It was whatever he wanted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Teep Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Jose Semedo is never late...time is always early. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noddyowl Posted December 15, 2011 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Jose Semedo invented the giraffe by uppercutting a horse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 03 owl Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 The thought that when semedo runs he make's the earth rotate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Distraught! Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Football league rules state that before the game, the referee and his assistants must go to Semedo to have their studs checked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest johnowls Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 the other pic got shrunk somehow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Distraught! Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 the other pic got shrunk somehow the other pic got shrunk somehow Super Semedo anagram does supreme Super Semedo Does Supreme! Sums the man up perfectly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maple Staple Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Jose Semedo lapped everyone twice in this year's London Marathon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Guns Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 The hulk is semedos spotter in the gym Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SheffieldGraduate Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Cant get the song out of my head - Semedo was the one who made the blades blunt - he is Magic you know you will never get past Semedo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lees Tom Cat Posted December 16, 2011 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Semedo films himself travelling to hillsborough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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