Caption Competition

[BIG D]

[Guest owls_4_life]

They waited on nervously for news on whether they would have to go out on the street and do some work

[cardiffowl06]

'whats that? Ten thousand seat segregation?! Not enough'

[camffiti]

McCabe reports all the injustices Sheff Utd have suffered

[nile]

telephones....they'll never last

[theowlsman]

They listened intently to ensure the sergeant got the pizza order right

[edmontonowl]

"SYP: it's just them scousers outside. they can police themselves"

[Guest gringo69]

"They're opening up the North West corner on Sunday..........................?"

[jasper]

hello i'm the representative for club 9,'is geoff hulley available yet'

[theowlsman]

Can you hear the telephone ring. no-o,no-o

Can you hear the telephone ring, no-o, no-o

Can you hear the telephone ring

No, I can't hear a flipping thing whoa-o-o-o-o-o

......sing the staff manning the ticket office switchboard for the Palace game

[daveyboy66]

who cares if they're drunk...let's open the gates

[swfcbarmy]

what do you mean you havent received the fax for steve howard?

[Furious George]

'Can you repeat that? You say somebody is rocking an old lady?'

[theowlsman]

Thanks mate.

He said 'D' chris, I'll go with that.

Sure? Final answer?

Yes, D Chris

[theowlsman]

And tell the b*stards to flip off out of the Niagara too

[asteener1867]

"Yes Lee..but when i said "Only 9 special constables left..."...I meant "SPECIAL"...if you know what i mean..................

Edited April 28, 2010 by asteener1867

[nile]

what, 11 men stealing a living...we are on our way.

[Innes]

Leon Clarke (pictured far right) is intrigued to hear Arsenal have offered him a contract

[Guest Irvinesbarmyarmy]

"What's that? Franny Jeffers has managed a whole day without needing any medical treatment??"

[SoutheyOwl74]

You want how much in compensation Mr Strafford !!!!!!!!