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... and you have been given the task of filling the ground for the next home game.

Ignoring personalities - what would YOU announce to the Wednesday faithful to ensure the turnstiles are heaving at the next game.

(Hypothetical situation obviously)

Stone-ing he who cannot be named in the centre circle.

Just a bloke, who used up all his luck in one go when he met his wife.

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What about a 'Hammer Prize Draw'?

Under one random seat, put a standard household hammer

Then at half time, to the strains of MC Hammer's 'U Can't Touch this' everybody looks to find it

The lucky winner is then invited to the centre circle to brutally murder a prostitute of his/her choice to the strains of The Prodigy's 'Smack My ***** Up'

If she's killed within 45 seconds the Hammerer wins a holiday with their family to selection of *****-filled towns

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What about a 'Hammer Prize Draw'?

Under one random seat, put a standard household hammer

Then at half time, to the strains of MC Hammer's 'U Can't Touch this' everybody looks to find it

The lucky winner is then invited to the centre circle to brutally murder a prostitute of his/her choice to the strains of The Prodigy's 'Smack My ***** Up'

If she's killed within 45 seconds the Hammerer wins a holiday with their family to selection of *****-filled towns

That's poo , if anyone spots Noel Edmunds paying on the turnstile, word will soon spread and no-one will bother going in.

Beating pro's with a hammer is always going to be a one-sided game when Noel's involved. We need EXCITMENT

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