edmontonowl Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 pigeon aerobatics display at half time. That'll never fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fletch3181 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 pigeon aerobatics display at half time.id rather have pigeon burning at half time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOOTIE AND THE SHIT TU Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 ... and you have been given the task of filling the ground for the next home game. Ignoring personalities - what would YOU announce to the Wednesday faithful to ensure the turnstiles are heaving at the next game. (Hypothetical situation obviously) Stone-ing he who cannot be named in the centre circle. Just a bloke, who used up all his luck in one go when he met his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cecco1983 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 a copy of the koran, a "how to introduce a fatwa for dummies" manual and a picture of he who cant be named Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad_owl Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 £1 a ticket for the start of a new era... What a great idea!!!! That would definitely work id say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O_D_A Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Free Black facepainting kit on every seat Lucky draw winner gets white paint awarded at half time BEST. IDEA. EVER. In fact, if they did this now, I'd drop my morals, ignore the legal action and return to watching games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownlad Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Free blowjobs for all males and free diamonds for all females at full time. Then after 90 minutes just say "only joking?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WBridgfordowl Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 A phone in competition to pick the club employee to be stoned at half time First 10,000 through the gate, get a free house brick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveParkway Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 A FREE SWFC Bendy Pencil from the OFFICIAL SWFC SUPERSTORE on every seat. And a promise of Sturrock to return as PLAYER MANAGER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Owl 2 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 (edited) Whoopee cushions on every seat. Edited February 20, 2008 by Belfast Owl 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O_D_A Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Making everybody check under their seats for Madeleine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rachy Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Free KFC for everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveParkway Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Making everybody check under their seats for Madeleine She won't be there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jimb Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Free KFC for everyone except james. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O_D_A Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 What about a 'Hammer Prize Draw'? Under one random seat, put a standard household hammer Then at half time, to the strains of MC Hammer's 'U Can't Touch this' everybody looks to find it The lucky winner is then invited to the centre circle to brutally murder a prostitute of his/her choice to the strains of The Prodigy's 'Smack My ***** Up' If she's killed within 45 seconds the Hammerer wins a holiday with their family to selection of *****-filled towns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveParkway Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 What about a 'Hammer Prize Draw'? Under one random seat, put a standard household hammer Then at half time, to the strains of MC Hammer's 'U Can't Touch this' everybody looks to find it The lucky winner is then invited to the centre circle to brutally murder a prostitute of his/her choice to the strains of The Prodigy's 'Smack My ***** Up' If she's killed within 45 seconds the Hammerer wins a holiday with their family to selection of *****-filled towns That's poo , if anyone spots Noel Edmunds paying on the turnstile, word will soon spread and no-one will bother going in. Beating pro's with a hammer is always going to be a one-sided game when Noel's involved. We need EXCITMENT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rachy Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 except james.Especially James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 A winning ticket under one of the seats to shag Kylie Minge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miffed Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 Free "Premiership Return Ticket" on the turnstyles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest davet30 Posted February 20, 2008 Share Posted February 20, 2008 A winning ticket under one of the seats to shag Kylie Minge I'm on me way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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