Drewswfc Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 F##king bus fares have gone up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted May 31, 2018 Author Share Posted May 31, 2018 Bloody weather’s changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted May 31, 2018 Author Share Posted May 31, 2018 9 hours ago, BRADDO said: You've been laughed at and ridiculed on Pigsmad. A badge of honour sir. Well done. I’m the only Owl they can relate to. I have a sense of humour. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
airborne_rat_of_s6 Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 10 hours ago, welsOwl74 said: I make our las moan a lot its usually cus ive pi$$ed all over toilet seat I had a full weight flounce off ours earlier for leaving crumbs on the top of the toaster. I find the best way to deal with them is to mimick their behaviour, but add more drama and emphasis on restating what they say, but in a really whining voice. Works every time. Why I need to open my Dragons’ Den idea-Sheffield Wife School; correctional facility for spouses 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OxonOwl Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 We haven't sold anyone or signed any one yet. FFS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliceInBlunderland Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 11 hours ago, welsOwl74 said: I make our las moan a lot its usually cus ive pi$$ed all over toilet seat FFS is that all? I've worked with some reyt tramps over the years who (admittedly whilst under the influence) have pi$$ed... - in the bed - in the kettle - in the wardrobe ... to name just three places. Show this post to your lass so she can fully appreciate just how lucky she is to have you. Glad to be of help ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewswfc Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, MaliceInBlunderland said: FFS is that all? I've worked with some reyt tramps over the years who (admittedly whilst under the influence) have pi$$ed... - in the bed - in the kettle - in the wardrobe ... to name just three places. Show this post to your lass so she can fully appreciate just how lucky she is to have you. Glad to be of help ;) I know a bloke who pisssed on his mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j17tjp Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 2 minutes ago, MaliceInBlunderland said: FFS is that all? I've worked with some reyt tramps over the years who (admittedly whilst under the influence) have pi$$ed... - in the bed - in the kettle - in the wardrobe ... to name just three places. Show this post to your lass so she can fully appreciate just how lucky she is to have you. Glad to be of help ;) In the kettle ??? did you find out when having a morning coffee ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOSTAGE IN PYONGYANG Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 The kid behind me on match days keeps kicking my seat. Little git. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOSTAGE IN PYONGYANG Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 12 minutes ago, Drewswfc said: I know a bloke who pisssed on his mother Ive got that DVD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewswfc Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 I bet it's Dutch and I bet there's glass coffee tables and bobar involved. Seen it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owler66 Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Trams have stopped running to middlewood for over a month while they sort the track out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaliceInBlunderland Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 49 minutes ago, Drewswfc said: I know a bloke who pisssed on his mother Just the once, or was it a hobby of his? 49 minutes ago, j17tjp said: In the kettle ??? did you find out when having a morning coffee ? I've been there when it's happened, but never to me. Worked away from home with binge drinkers way too often to be stupid enough to make a drink from a hotel kettle or hang my clothes in a hotel wardrobe. Usually happens to some unsuspecting young labourer who knows no better. Unless we liked him, and forewarned him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rance McGraw Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Calling Hillsborough The Old Lady. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardo Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 I have been asked politely to stop standing up when we nearly score!!! Just can't contain myself sometimes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roscoe P. Coltrane Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 10 hours ago, shandypants said: Our lass moans after sex when I wipe my c0cck on the curtains. Yeah but you are round at the neighbors 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moggy1867 Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 theres another thread somwhere i just read with a bloke moaning about the grass! can i moan about that guy not starting his grass moaning thread in this designated moaning thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LittleG Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 15 hours ago, S36 OWL said: I know where you are coming from brother. So you've been pestering Trevs lass as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted May 31, 2018 Author Share Posted May 31, 2018 Kit’s still not out. We’ve not signed anyone yet. We haven’t spoken to Zidane yet. £3.00 to cross the bridge on matchdays. It’s a rip-off. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Potts Posted May 31, 2018 Share Posted May 31, 2018 Our hamster has just pooed in the bath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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