Caicos Owl Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Just had my haircut (I live in Bath) and while I was in there a guy walked in and one of the barbers started chatting to him about Bristol City. They all know him as he is a regular there - turns out he is an analyst (scout) for Bristol City, most of the guys work there are Bristol Rovers supporters except one who is a Boro fan. Of course the guys in there know I am a Wednesday fan so anyways the banter started. The BC analyst was saying how they are going to be signing some top quality players shortly and are looking for a tilt at promotion this year - obviously wouldn't name any. And of course he predicted an away win Saturday (8th). Numpty. Anyhows, turns out he was watching us last night and was also at the Braga game, so not having seen any of the pre-season games myself I asked him about our new signings. His opinions - Matias is very good but Lopez is better, Nuhiu is a handful, dodgy defence and he doesn't think Westwood will start next week due to injury. He also says he is never fooled by pre-season performances. Accurate assessment?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OxonOwl Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Just had my haircut (I live in Bath) and while I was in there a guy walked in and one of the barbers started chatting to him about Bristol City. They all know him as he is a regular there - turns out he is an analyst (scout) for Bristol City, most of the guys work there are Bristol Rovers supporters except one who is a Boro fan. Of course the guys in there know I am a Wednesday fan so anyways the banter started. The BC analyst was saying how they are going to be signing some top quality players shortly and are looking for a tilt at promotion this year - obviously wouldn't name any. And of course he predicted an away win Saturday (8th). Numpty. Anyhows, turns out he was watching us last night and was also at the Braga game, so not having seen any of the pre-season games myself I asked him about our new signings. His opinions - Matias is very good but Lopez is better, Nuhiu is a handful, dodgy defence and he doesn't think Westwood will start next week due to injury. He also says he is never fooled by pre-season performances. Accurate assessment?? Yeah, right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 It's the Brighton analysts we need to be careful of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StudentOwl Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 It's the Brighton analysts we need to be careful of. I once had one of those, got a cream from the doctors but it took ages to clear up. Now I've only got a cyst on my shoulder, but at least it doesn't make it uncomfortable to sit down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 I once had one of those, got a cream from the doctors but it took ages to clear up. Now I've only got a cyst on my shoulder, but at least it doesn't make it uncomfortable to sit down. Does your doctor keep incysting that you drop your trousers when you go to have your shoulder looked at though? We had a dictor like that who turned out to be the surgery janitor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Snooty Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 I hope you had a smart haircut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StudentOwl Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Does your doctor keep incysting that you drop your trousers when you go to have your shoulder looked at though? We had a dictor like that who turned out to be the surgery janitor. Fun yet horrible fact: I used to have private recorder lessons from someone who is now in prison for such things with young'uns. He lived down Butt Lane. I wish I was making a word of the above up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oz_owl Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Yeah, right Definitely wouldn't dismiss Bristol City this year. Saw them a few times last season, very good team and no fluke they won the division comfortably. Got money to spend and it wouldn't be a shock to see them challenging for promotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Fun yet horrible fact: I used to have private recorder lessons from someone who is now in prison for such things with young'uns. He lived down Butt Lane. I wish I was making a word of the above up. Never let anybody touch your 'private recorder'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caicos Owl Posted July 30, 2015 Author Share Posted July 30, 2015 Fun yet horrible fact: I used to have private recorder lessons from someone who is now in prison for such things with young'uns. He lived down Butt Lane. I wish I was making a word of the above up. Definitely wouldn't dismiss Bristol City this year. Saw them a few times last season, very good team and no fluke they won the division comfortably. Got money to spend and it wouldn't be a shock to see them challenging for promotion. And their owner is well minted apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 I hate banter when im avin mi haurcut...i wish theyd just cut it and shut the flip up Where are you going for your holidays? Fun yet horrible fact: I used to have private recorder lessons from someone who is now in prison for such things with young'uns. He lived down Butt Lane. I wish I was making a word of the above up. Did you reach the high notes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caicos Owl Posted July 30, 2015 Author Share Posted July 30, 2015 I hate banter when im avin mi haurcut...i wish theyd just cut it and shut the flip up Just walked through the door and the missus asks "Why you had a reverse Mohican at the back?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlando_Trustful Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Definitely sticking them on one of my accumulators next Saturday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StudentOwl Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Did you reach the high notes? Fortunately I wasn't quite what he was looking for, he only taught me scales and helped me pass my grade 5 without any extra baggage... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darklord Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 Did you get a fullback and sides? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caicos Owl Posted July 30, 2015 Author Share Posted July 30, 2015 Did you get a fullback and sides? I did - but unfortunately he forgot to do the left side - did the right side twice though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 I did - but unfortunately he forgot to do the left side - did the right side twice though Heard you weren't in long cos you had nowt up top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caicos Owl Posted July 30, 2015 Author Share Posted July 30, 2015 Fortunately I wasn't quite what he was looking for, he only taught me scales and helped me pass my grade 5 without any extra baggage... No extra baggage? So he had an empty sack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 This is your haircut this is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieB Posted July 30, 2015 Share Posted July 30, 2015 I hate banter when im avin mi haurcut...i wish theyd just cut it and shut the flip up This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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