kevtheowl Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 hqdefault.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage owl Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Bit forward for a new poster unit ? . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevtheowl Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Yes.Neil happened to catch it recovering on the steps in a photo.Thanks jezza, it was the wife that was asking. UTO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markowl Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 hahaha wot a plantpot....typical you that I know. I can only dream of being perfect like you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ben29 Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Fox on the kop. Wycombe game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Guns Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 The streaker against Leeds years back proper hound dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Señor Sam Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Didn't we have a fox in the box for a couple of seasons ? Russian Warship.... Go fxxk yourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevtheowl Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Didn't we have a fox in the box for a couple of seasons ?The fox your talking about was never in the box, he was always in the treatment room Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted July 5, 2014 Author Share Posted July 5, 2014 Bit forward for a new poster unit ? . Greetings, Sage Owl! Been following this forum for years; just wanted to get involved rather than mutely following. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plonk Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 That fox in the box should have been in a flippingbox. One measuring about 6 x 2 foot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted July 5, 2014 Author Share Posted July 5, 2014 Because I didn't read the op properly . Carry on while I back out of the thread ..... Soz No worries, mate. Was worried I'd broken an unspoken Owlstalk rule! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VictoryBell Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Boxing Day massacre 1979 - litters of little piggies squealing in the Leppings Lane end. Hee Hee! Oh, my goodness! Oh, what a night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sotonowl Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 It wasn't at a Wednesday game but Grandad reckons he was at Wembley one time and a copper turned up on a white horse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Professor Erno Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 An enemy to owls the world over, this tail bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sage owl Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 Greetings, Sage Owl! Been following this forum for years; just wanted to get involved rather than mutely following. No problems nice to have a newbie who's not ITK about the takeover falling through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taximark Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 4f113650-03cb-11e4-8757-0755b5e321f4_James-Rodriguez.jpg After seeing the photo of James Rodriguez being accosted by a bloody huge grasshopper last night, it got me wondering...what's the weirdest wildlife-based incident ever seen at a Wednesday game? The suicidal duck who dive-bombed the stand at a pre-season friendly a few years ago gets my vote. Did you see it fly off? I thought it was a bird it was that big, unreal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneTheOwl Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 (edited) I rescued a bird today, at 1600 hours I phoned the RSPCA because of a bird had broken its leg, I was at the pub with my missus and mates and kids. At 1605 I put in a box as requested by the RSPCA. At 1900 hours after no collection by RPSCA the daring duck decided to escape from the box with a broken leg and wing. 3 hours after original call, I was too intoxicated to catch the little fucka. It hopped off into the bushes. At 1915 hours a cute 20 year old or so bird from RSPCA turns up asking for the said bird. I say that the said bird had un-workable off back into the bushes. The 20 year old bird says I made it up. I shows the 20 year old bird the bird poo poo that the broken legged bird had poo poo in the box. I told her where the bird had gone. The RSPCA bird went into the bushes and couldn't find this broken legged bird. The bird told me to phone again if the broken legged bird came back. 5 minutes late the broken legged bird is sat on top of a car in the same pub car park. I couldn't be arsed to phone the RSPCA again. 2 minutes late the owner of the car didn't see the bird on the car and drove off with the bird still sat on top of the car. This is a true story today. The moral of the story is 1 of a few things: 1) Don't trust a broken legged bird 2) Don't trust the RSPC 3) Don't trust any bird at all 4) Trust the broken legged bird until it is put in a box and when the crucial time comes will make you look a fool. 5) Don't feed the broken legged bird to give it enough energy to roger off just before the fit bird from RSPCA arrives, therefore making you look a right pisshead when at first you phoned it through after half a pint and sober. Edited July 5, 2014 by WayneTheOwl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bourbon Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 I rescued a bird today, at 1600 hours I phoned the RSPCA because of a bird had broken its leg, I was at the pub with my missus and mates and kids. At 1605 I put in a box as requested by the RSPCA. At 1900 hours after no collection by RPSCA the daring duck decided to escape from the box with a broken leg and wing. 3 hours after original call, I was too intoxicated to catch the little fucka. It hopped off into the bushes. At 1915 hours a cute 20 year old or so bird from RSPCA turns up asking for the said bird. I say that the said bird had un-workable off back into the bushes. The 20 year old bird says I made it up. I shows the 20 year old bird the bird poo poo that the broken legged bird had poo poo in the box. I told her where the bird had gone. The RSPCA bird went into the bushes and couldn't find this broken legged bird. The bird told me to phone again if the broken legged bird came back. 5 minutes late the broken legged bird is sat on top of a car in the same pub car park. I couldn't be arsed to phone the RSPCA again. 2 minutes late the owner of the car didn't see the bird on the car and drove off with the bird still sat on top of the car. This is a true story today. The moral of the story is 1 of a few things: 1) Don't trust a broken legged bird 2) Don't trust the RSPC 3) Don't trust any bird at all 4) Trust the broken legged bird until it is put in a box and when the crucial time comes will make you look a fool. 5) Don't feed the broken legged bird to give it enough energy to roger off just before the fit bird from RSPCA arrives, therefore making you look a right pisshead when at first you phoned it through after half a pint and sober. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneTheOwl Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 I found it funny as roger. The fact that this bird was sat on top of the car whilst driving out of the car park. Not wanting to harm wildlife, but it seems like Karma considering the fact it made me look a right tool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ka58 Posted July 5, 2014 Share Posted July 5, 2014 I rescued a bird today, at 1600 hours I phoned the RSPCA because of a bird had broken its leg, I was at the pub with my missus and mates and kids. At 1605 I put in a box as requested by the RSPCA. At 1900 hours after no collection by RPSCA the daring duck decided to escape from the box with a broken leg and wing. 3 hours after original call, I was too intoxicated to catch the little fucka. It hopped off into the bushes. At 1915 hours a cute 20 year old or so bird from RSPCA turns up asking for the said bird. I say that the said bird had un-workable off back into the bushes. The 20 year old bird says I made it up. I shows the 20 year old bird the bird poo poo that the broken legged bird had poo poo in the box. I told her where the bird had gone. The RSPCA bird went into the bushes and couldn't find this broken legged bird. The bird told me to phone again if the broken legged bird came back. 5 minutes late the broken legged bird is sat on top of a car in the same pub car park. I couldn't be arsed to phone the RSPCA again. 2 minutes late the owner of the car didn't see the bird on the car and drove off with the bird still sat on top of the car. This is a true story today. The moral of the story is 1 of a few things: 1) Don't trust a broken legged bird 2) Don't trust the RSPC 3) Don't trust any bird at all 4) Trust the broken legged bird until it is put in a box and when the crucial time comes will make you look a fool. 5) Don't feed the broken legged bird to give it enough energy to roger off just before the fit bird from RSPCA arrives, therefore making you look a right pisshead when at first you phoned it through after half a pint and sober. This is easily the best post I have ever read on owlstalk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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