dazaston Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Buy him a bottle of that new blunts aftershave OBSESSION Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest normski Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Ask him his thoughts on the semi with waddles free kick Then ask him about stories of watching united overseas!! And perhaps watching them in 2 cup finals in the same season Then ask him about Sam hashimi He might soon shut up the cwent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Road Runner Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Assuming hes older than you, ask him the following: Whats it like to see your club win at Wembley? Whats it feel like to see your club win a trophy? Whats it feel like to watch coloured dvds of your team lifting a trophy? Whats it feel like knowing your ground was chosen for the WC2018? Whats it feel like knowing your clubs nickname is a reject of your bigger brothers? Whats it feel like knowing a Wednesday chairman invented SUFC? I could go on.... Await his answers, warning though - they dont live in the real world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owlsinmisery Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Just say that you can see his lips moving but all you can hear is oink oink oink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazaston Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Ask him if he remembers the day after Pruttons 1,979th birthday when they were turned over by the real tc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Find some way of setting him up for a fall at work leading to disciplinay action, or his sacking (not a physical fall). That's how I'd do it but I'm vindictive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark$ide Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Everyday when I'm at work he's always giving me jip and won't shut up how good they are and always goin on about wen this and that happend and how blades have done this haha, ( he's only just started goin to the matcha again tho, since there recent form) and cus I'm only a young un, wen I try saying anything about our MASSIVE history he always goes " o yh you were there wernt you" or " you was still a tadpole", do anybody got any facts I can hit him with?.... Pride comes before a fall, and he who laughs last laughs loudest. Just remind him how they emphatically they beat us at the lane earlier this year. OH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willowl Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 whenever they come to talk football with me at work, they get a polite "**** off, you know nothing" always works. Silly piggy tvvats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Teetowl Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Just ask him why they are one of the most hated set of fans in the country. I work in all different manufacturing/ warehousing environments, all over the country and when they ask where I'm from they always say "thank fu&ck your not a blade! We nearly hate them more than Leeds/local rivals" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OWLS about that? Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Kick it in the c*unt!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Teetowl Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 I've been to the newcastle v Sunderland game when I was working up there and when in the pubs beforehand Geordies were buying me drinks........ But they also said if I was a blade I wouldn't get out of there alive :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReadingOwl Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 I wouldn't bite. That is what he wants. you bite, he wins. Just ignore him. Or, smile back. Are you sure this is bullying and not just banter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Foxhill Owl Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 There is a couple at my work, they all jump on the united band wagon, " have you booked next week of in shame " and "will you be of home at half time when it 0-3 " all I do is chuckle and there will come a moment when they swallow there words UTO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatzooma Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 (edited) Does he have a wife? A few choice words should do the trick..Wind him up and watch him go!! Edited February 24, 2012 by fatzooma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeteG_1984 Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 87 years **** ALL!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nilsson_is_God Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Tell him you're gunna kidnap his wife and daughter and handcuff them to a radiator.... Reeeeeeeeeeda..... :reda: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatzooma Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Tell him you're gunna kidnap his wife and daughter and handcuff them to a radiator.... Reeeeeeeeeeda..... :reda: And Ched is coming round to keep them company..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OxonOwl Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Any jobs goin ? Vacancies for a quick striker and another winger at Hillsborough, if you're interested. Apply to Paul Aldridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJMortimer Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 That MASSIVE debt won't just be wished away. In fact, it's increasing rapidly. Somewhere down the line Unitedites will be forced to confront it in ways so painful many of them are currently pretending it isn't there at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReadingOwl Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 Incessant bullies are difficult to deal or reason with. If they were reasonable, they wouldn't do it. I took my first job at Hulley's Ice Cream factory, on Cross HIl, Ecclesfield at age 16 in 1975 . I was 16 and had an apprenticeship at the pit starting in August. So it was only short term. The foreman, who was about 50, decided to bully me incessently (it is irrelevant why). I laughed along, answered back and stood up for myself. But he wouldn't stop. It was making my life unbearable. He was at it all the time. He thrived on my 'reasonableness'. He saw it as weakness. So one day I took him aside and said enough was, enough. If he continued I would knock his flipping head off. I was quite upset at the time, and threatened to sort him out there and then. Obviously, you have to be reletively confident to do this, and I wasn't intending to stop there long. So it wouldn't suit everyone. But IMO bullies are cowards. And, there is only one real way to deal with them, sadly. Don't put up with it IMO. From anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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