Charles Monkey Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 TELEGRAPH NEWS - Friday 24 June 2011 Following a tip off yesterday, police raided a lock up in Cherry Street, Sheffield and discovered over 260 ostrich eggs. A police spokesperson commented " We heard local football fans are hatching a plan for the derby in October so we decided to investigate". However, on finding the evidence, the police were baffled as to what the eggs are for. The eggs have been confiscated and enquiries are continuing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wednesdaywizard Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 So this is what the pigs get up to when they're not burying their heads in the sand... (my coats already on) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest johnowls Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 TELEGRAPH NEWS - Friday 24 June 2011 Following a tip off yesterday, police raided a lock up in Cherry Street, Sheffield and discovered over 260 ostrich eggs. A police spokesperson commented " We heard local football fans are hatching a plan for the derby in October so we decided to investigate". However, on finding the evidence, the police were baffled as to what the eggs are for. The eggs have been confiscated and enquiries are continuing. Oh dear :smile: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 ARE YOU YOLKING, Sorry had to do it gets coat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robswfc Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 (edited) well they're gonna get smashed anyway.... Edited June 24, 2011 by robswfc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crag the owl Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Isn't this eggciting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Obi-John Kenobi Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Alright, don't fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest johnowls Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Cracking thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gurujuan Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Oh those luvable rogues Probably were gonna fill em with battery acid and lob em on those below like the good ole days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beano Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 EGG DAY!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EcclesallOwl Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 (edited) That's a bit eggstreme. Edited June 24, 2011 by EcclesallOwl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
since59owe Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 TELEGRAPH NEWS - Friday 24 June 2011 Following a tip off yesterday, police raided a lock up in Cherry Street, Sheffield and discovered over 260 ostrich eggs. A police spokesperson commented " We heard local football fans are hatching a plan for the derby in October so we decided to investigate". However, on finding the evidence, the police were baffled as to what the eggs are for. The eggs have been confiscated and enquiries are continuing. There's no flap on just yet then ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cretin Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Telegraph will run any old story just to shell a few more papers Jesus, sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owls66 Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Telegraph will run any old story just to shell a few more papers Jesus, sorry And end up with egg on their faces when they do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Thurgowland Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Eggstra eggstra, read all about it! Coat and hat on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 03 owl Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Maybe some 1 at Bumhole lane expressed a desire to have Cheerleaders, and with a quote of " Fit Birds with long legs" took it on board and had a light bulb moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest scott_andrew_william Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 It seems to be a bit of an eggxaggeration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owls66 Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 It seems to be a bit of an eggxaggeration. Eggsolutely! *Can't find coat!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Utah Owl Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Sounds to me like the Telegraph are desperately scrambling for news! *Coat is on, taxi is outside!* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longley owl Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 i doubt the eggxistence of a lock up on cherry street Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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