1867tons Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 14:34 Yes, that was me. If any of the team are reading owlstalk right now, it was me in my car at the side of you and the team bus at Leppings Lane. I couldn't help myself. It was a spontaneous eruption of excitement and the car horn got it. I know my horn is probably worn out now but I needed to let you know, as soon as I saw you, how much you and this game mean to me. Onwards to victory you might blue and white wizzzzards. Apologies to the bloke in the green Audi in front of me who thought I wanted him to jump the lights. Nervous as flip now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Farrell Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, 1867tons said: 14:34 Yes, that was me. If any of the team are reading owlstalk right now, it was me in my car at the side of you and the team bus at Leppings Lane. I couldn't help myself. It was a spontaneous eruption of excitement and the car horn got it. I know my horn is probably worn out now but I needed to let you know, as soon as I saw you, how much you and this game mean to me. Onwards to victory you might blue and white wizzzzards. Apologies to the bloke in the green Audi in front of me who thought I wanted him to jump the lights. Nervous as flip now. Are you saying you masturbated in front of the team ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1867tons Posted May 13, 2017 Author Share Posted May 13, 2017 If I could have, I might have !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justbeanz Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Did Barry Bannan give you a wave or was he focussed on tomorrow ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 10 minutes ago, 1867tons said: If I could have, I might have !!! Does you willy not work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1867tons Posted May 13, 2017 Author Share Posted May 13, 2017 8 minutes ago, Justbeanz said: Did Barry Bannan give you a wave or was he focussed on tomorrow ? He might have, it might have been him driving. The driver looked serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1867tons Posted May 13, 2017 Author Share Posted May 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Sonny said: Does you willy not work? Yes but I've been laying insulation this morning and it would have made me itch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Farrell Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 I just hope the sight of the Op following the team bus, masturbating furiously in his car, hasn't put the team off too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing Cosby Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Mr Farrell said: I just hope the sight of the Op following the team bus, masturbating furiously in his car, hasn't put the team off too much. At this stage it's knockout football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChapSmurf Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 2 minutes ago, Mr Farrell said: I just hope the sight of the Op following the team bus, masturbating furiously in his car, hasn't put the team off too much. I'm with you on this. It's all well and good cracking one off over the team photo, in the privacy of your own home, or that of a neighbours whilst "dog sitting" but following them on the team bus and doing it is just a tad OTT in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Socialist_Owl Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Focus! You may have just spent your load right there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justbeanz Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 12 minutes ago, 1867tons said: He might have, it might have been him driving. The driver looked serious. Now that is scary. Have youseen his parking skills ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 My elderly mum just rang to say she's going to be late coming round to look after the kids as she's had to go to the Cop Shop to report a bloke playing with himself in the car behind while she was sat at the lights on the way back from Asda. She drives a green Audi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1867tons Posted May 13, 2017 Author Share Posted May 13, 2017 5 minutes ago, ChapSmurf said: I'm with you on this. It's all well and good cracking one off over the team photo, in the privacy of your own home, or that of a neighbours whilst "dog sitting" but following them on the team bus and doing it is just a tad OTT in my opinion. No following but if I'd got a ticket for tomorrow I might have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justbeanz Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 On a serious note I hope the players can get acclimatised to their surroundings in Udders after such a long journey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChapSmurf Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 Just now, 1867tons said: No following but if I'd got a ticket for tomorrow I might have. I'm not the Police, you can stick to the original story now. Don't worry, this goes no further than this thread. Honest. Anyone got a Twitter account I can use for 10 mins? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i used to be sc_owl Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 21 minutes ago, Mr Farrell said: I just hope the sight of the Op following the team bus, masturbating furiously in his car, hasn't put the team off too much. Now that's a post I never thought I'd see Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
np pontefract Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 44 minutes ago, Mr Farrell said: Are you saying you masturbated in front of the team ? Have we really descended to this level ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Farrell Posted May 13, 2017 Share Posted May 13, 2017 1 minute ago, np pontefract said: Have we really descended to this level ? He just got a bit excited about tomorrow. Leave him alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1867tons Posted May 13, 2017 Author Share Posted May 13, 2017 54 minutes ago, Mr Farrell said: Are you saying you masturbated in front of the team ? Don't you ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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