timm the owl Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Just a bit of fun I'll start 'Thou shalt always bounce if thou arn't a blade' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeus Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawrie Madden Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours pork chop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 (edited) Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife unless thy name is JoeTheOwl. He said let there be poo , and there was. And that was the last time he visited S2. And Adam said to Eve "God said you couldn't eat an apple, he never mentioned my nuts" Edited July 2, 2012 by theowlsman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Guns Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Tho shall say..... were all Wednesday arnt we...... to any one in any town city or country who's got a Wednesday shirt on .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_B_SWFC Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 And on the third day, God created Wednesday. And he saw that it was good MASSIVE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbours gap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 And weerily, Joseph and Mary entered the stable with the innkeeper, happy to find somewhere to rest. And in unison spoke forth thus "We've got a shed as big as this" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueblood Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Thou should always give thy neighbor 5 points and 2 games in hand gary megson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blueblood Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 And weerily, Joseph and Mary entered the stable with the innkeeper, happy to find somewhere to rest. And in unison spoke forth thus "We've got a shed as big as this" and Mary said unto Jeseph " Bethlehem's a poo poohole I wanna go home " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 "Why Joseph, that is a coat of many colours" "I know. Do you like it? Puma made it. I particularly like the round collar" "Dunno if I do, round colours are always a risk" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarmanNWC Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 After 9 plagues god sent down Jose semedo upon Egypt and the slaves were quickly freed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2Owl Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 And the lord mighty bestowed a puma king headguard upon the headeth of Miguel Llera and said 'run to the Galpharm my son, and scorerth thyself a goal from 40 yards'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S25_Owl Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 Thou shalt have a blue stripe in the centre of thy blue and White cloak Thou shalt worship thy god... Semedo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 United have lost without scoring in every play off final they have had...ooops sorry...thats Gospel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owls-swfc Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 And Semedo parteth the seath and oceans after he hadeth walked acrosseth it anyway.. Just foreth the pisseth taketh ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davidioso Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 John:5:24 Verily, verily, I say unto you, the skies are blue the clouds are white. That's why I'm a Wednesdayite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandowl Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 and the lord god milan spoke upon the throng "i needest one upon you to venture across the city to silence the angry" and the one named madine did stand and accept the quest.madine didst set out on his quest whereupon he came upon a couple with a donkey and didst knock out said equine like beast.then he strayed upon said angry scrubbers fromst wrong side of the city,whenst he smite upon them a mighty teeth loosening blow and layed all before him waste.the lord god milan was mightily pleased and said to madine "for ever more thou shalst be known as goal machine and thou ist welcome to feast in the land of hillsbrough for eternity"...........................so endeth the lesson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 I willeth hateth the flippingpigs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enriquesdad Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 And yea, thou I walk through the valley of gleadless, I shall fear no evil, for this city is ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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