Guest Sniper1 Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Nice backtracking but you are not fooling anyone VIRGIN Is this true Markowl? Have you never felt the warm apple pie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fedor Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Is this true Markowl? Have you never felt the warm apple pie? :tango: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markowl Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Well done you've done me I'm a 47 year old virgin. *takes hat off to superior posters* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJMortimer Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 (edited) I'm not surprised if you're on owlstalk at half ten on a Friday night...... How about half ten on a Saturday night? Oh wait... I'm on too. Edited June 30, 2012 by DJMortimer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M Royds Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Says the guy who hasn't had a woman for 3 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markowl Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 I think you're looking for an argument Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chow Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 its a horrible shirt, why the big rush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markowl Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 (edited) How about half ten on a Saturday night? Oh wait... I'm on too. It's at times like this you find out who your friends are Edited June 30, 2012 by markowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fedor Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 Well done you've done me I'm a 47 year old virgin. *takes hat off to superior posters* It would explain your other login name ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Rustyfook Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markowl Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 It would explain your other login name ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Rustyfook Bugger you've sussed us. God why aren't I as clever as you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taximark Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 God, feel sorry for that MarkOwl - Get ya sen down t' rhinos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markowl Posted June 30, 2012 Share Posted June 30, 2012 It's true cos Fedor days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 I snook a peek at Neil's book on Marketing techniques for the not-so-young, bloated and challenged; this is what it suggests in response to complaints such as yours: Clearly the complainant has never worked in sales / marketing; the apparent lack of stock in sizes that will actually fit the majority of punters is an age-old ploy to ensure repeated visits to the store: when they can't buy what they came in for they will most likely buy something else instead but keep coming back, ad infinity and beyond. Of course in reality there's a shed load of stock in every size imaginable in the storage shed out back but if we sold it to them then they wouldn't keep coming back and buying other stuff. Of course the real skill in all this is to gauge just how long to keep stringing the customer along before they finally lose interest and do not bother to come back for the apparently mythical object of their desire! Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen! BRILLIANT !! (for anyone oo iz a bit fick innit the above post is what we call on here 'humour' and not a serious/real picture of what goes off in 'real life' so please stop tweeting this and saying the club are actually doing this and get back to watching Jeremy Kyle in ya tracksuit you toothless gimps, and get an education/job) Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 I suppose it's no surprise that they have quickly run out of the most popular sizes. Instead of spending weeks with teaser pictures it may not have been a bad idea to just show everyone what it is like then set up a pre order system. You could pay in advance and have an 'express' lane at the club shop. The club would know what sizes they would need well in advance and people would know their shirt/shirts are waiting for them. . Have you not read the posts on here about people not knowing which size to get? Your method would have been total carnage "I ordered an XL but when it got here its too small and i need an XXL instead. FFS this is a reyt flipping nightmare and not good enough: Now im gonna have to nip in and try it on. Yours Mr Angry Vere Road Sheffield 6' Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fedor Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 It's true cos Fedor days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roaminowl Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Jordy Owl you little f'king bellend, why sneek on neg people and then sneek away, you cowardess little fkin rat. Oh the irony. Sounds like the actions of a skilled Sniper to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sniper1 Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Oh the irony. Sounds like the actions of a skilled Sniper to me. Just give me a clue how you would know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roaminowl Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 23 years as a member of HM Armed Forces? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sniper1 Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 23 years as a member of HM Armed Forces? Doing what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sniper1 Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Doing what? And silence, 23 years in a kitchen or an office, loads of snipers there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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