Shezza Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 So, we're looking for somebody who's very much out of their shell (Schell, geddit?), but was a smooth operator on the pitch. A combination of silken touch and adventure, lively, popular, not afraid to try the extraordinary - it can only be bicycle-kick maestro Gary Shelton! Thank you, sir! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fedor Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 So, perhaps a youngster, a firebrand at the time who later went on to calm down. The only problem here is that the last time I had potato curry it disagreed with me a great deal, so this one's going to be a fiery, potato-crazed youngster who left a very sour taste everywhere. I'm afraid you're Alan Quinn.Can't help but feel disappointed.I would never sign for Colin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronio Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Can't help but feel disappointed. I would never sign for Colin. :danny-wilson: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamwestsleftear Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 (edited) BOOK-THUS SPOKE ZARATHUSTRA-NIETZSCHE ALBUM TROUT MASK REPLICA-CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AGE-31 FOOD; MY OWN ARMS IN TOMATOE SAUCE WITH BLACK OLIVES Edited July 23, 2014 by adamwestsleftear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Forward Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 (edited) Book - A Hero of our Time, Mikhail Lermontov Album - Astral Weeks, Van Morrison Age - 59 Food - Macaroni cheese with beetroot Edited July 23, 2014 by Muffin Owl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share Posted July 23, 2014 1) The Collector - John Fowles 2) Rock 'n' Roll with the Modern Lovers - Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers 3) 35 (I think) 4) Pasta alla Norma, today (tomorrow, anything from an extensive list of pasta sauce based specialities). Well blow me down, what a selection. Jonathan Richman is a maverick talent, and your range of sauces suggests to me that you can almost do a lot of things really well without managing it entirely. The seeming lack of repentance in your novel suggests that you're a player who shrugged off criticism only to make the same mistakes again. You, sir, are Petter Rudi. BOOK-THUS SPOKE ZARATHUSTRA-NIETZSCHE ALBUM TROUT MASK REPLICA-CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AGE-31 FOOD; MY OWN ARMS IN TOMATOE SAUCE WITH BLACK OLIVES You actually ARE Dean Smith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share Posted July 23, 2014 Slaughterhouse 5 Lamb lies down on Broadway 58 Duck breast in red wine jus, red cabbage, boulangere potato Your novel is one of the greatest things ever written, and your meal sounds amazing, but, well, Genesis just don't do it for me. So, what I think we have here is a complex, involving character, loved by some and without undoubted talent, but which ultimately lets itself down slightly, perhaps by missing a great chance. You are Mark Bright. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share Posted July 23, 2014 MULTIQUOTE 1- City of God2- Empire Kasabian3- 324- Chilli Con Carne So, this is much funnier if I think you mean the 5th Century work of Augustine of Hippo. A curious mix of the angry, the spicy yet the somehow overproduced and flat, you promised far more than you ultimately deserved. Not that you were without moments of quality, obviously. Working incoherently with your team-mates yet capable of moments of individual brilliance, you are Tony Cunningham. 1, Not a book reader.2, Anything eighties .3, 51.4, steak egg an chips, and tray of Carling. Colin West. Get out. 1.Lord of the Rings 2.Fallout boy - From under the cork tree 3.26 4.American style cheesecake this is for a friend at work as we are bored. Do your worst? p.s she's female just incase that would affect anything. So, what we have here is a fiery little fellow, full of spike and verve and trying incredibly hard to achieve, and as American as American-style cheesecake. What could possibly be more reflective of these things thank Frankie Simek? The secrets of PricewiseWhatever people say - arctics37A reyt good carbonara Well, that's not a novel, but it's a guide of how to overperform against all odds. Combined with a youthful enthusiasm and, let's not forget, a winner, what I think we have here is somebody who was young, delivered when it really mattered, but didn't really go on to anything. You, with a lung-busting run into the box, are Craig rocastle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share Posted July 23, 2014 The Count of Monte Cristo Foo Fighters - Foo Fighters 31 Macaroni Cheese Great novel, I'll give you that. Perhaps a man with a great reputation, but having learned the roux I think better things lay ahead. Nothing massively wrong with this at all, but not understanding its proper role quite yet. I think, sir, that you are Ian Taylor. Book: For Whom the Bell Tolls Album: Overgrown, James Blake Age: 25 Meal: Seabass with a spicy mango and papaya salad Ah, now this is interesting. One of the finest works of literature, and Hemingway is always classy, and I love your dish, but I find James Blake to be somewhat overrated. Fine, just not what he's blown up to be. I'm thinking of a forward who did great, great things for us, but which led ultimately to disappointment. Great memories though, of Jim McCalliog. BOOK-THUS SPOKE ZARATHUSTRA-NIETZSCHE ALBUM TROUT MASK REPLICA-CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AGE-31 FOOD; MY OWN ARMS IN TOMATOE SAUCE WITH BLACK OLIVES STILL DEAN SMITH Book - A Hero of our Time, Mikhail Lermontov Album - Astral Weeks, Van Morrison Age - 59 Food - Macaroni cheese with beetroot Macaroni cheese with beetroot? What an odd combination. I also cannot STAND Van Morrison, which is unfortunate for you but also true. The anti-hero of your fiction suggests this person was not always popular, but I think he came good in time, as people come round to unpickled beetroot. Not the best player, but certainly not the worst, you are Mark Pembridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Steve French Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Right, some of you might not know this but: a) I'm really bored and b) I'm a gifted psychological profiler. What you need to do is state: 1) Your favourite novel - The Vampire's Revenge by Eric Morecambe. 2) Your favourite album - My grandad's allotment photo album. 3) Your age - 32 4) What meal you'd cook to impress somebody - Guano tea, drunk from a saucer. With a fig biscuit. Possibly with a pink n white wafer slice. And I will tell you who your SWFC alter ego is. This will last until something else actually happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share Posted July 23, 2014 Right, some of you might not know this but: a) I'm really bored and b) I'm a gifted psychological profiler. What you need to do is state: 1) Your favourite novel - The Vampire's Revenge by Eric Morecambe. 2) Your favourite album - My grandad's allotment photo album. 3) Your age - 32 4) What meal you'd cook to impress somebody - Guano tea, drunk from a saucer. With a fig biscuit. Possibly with a pink n white wafer slice. And I will tell you who your SWFC alter ego is. This will last until something else actually happens. So, you've a keen sense of fun, but also an inability to do anything asked of you possibly. Ill-disciplined, older than you seem and with keen familial connections which let you down, you're Akpo Sodje. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share Posted July 23, 2014 Also, I am HUGELY p*ssed and this is a real effort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Steve French Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 Also, I am HUGELY p*ssed and this is a real effort. I love you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted July 23, 2014 Author Share Posted July 23, 2014 I love you. You are David Hirst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LichfieldOwl Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Just come across this - brilliant thread! Well done to PopePiusX... I'm intrigued to see my SWFC player. Novel - I don't read for fun, so my favourite book is: Value of Nothing by Raj Patel. Album: All the Little Lights by Passenger. Age: 22 Meal: Fried Salmon in a basque-style stew, served with rustic bread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Big Guns Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 BOOK-THUS SPOKE ZARATHUSTRA-NIETZSCHE ALBUM TROUT MASK REPLICA-CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AGE-31 FOOD; MY OWN ARMS IN TOMATOE SAUCE WITH BLACK OLIVES leftear roger me this thread just got better he he he Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spineynorman78 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 1) The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists 2) Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros: Global A Go-Go 3) 35 4) Salmon fillet on a bed of green beans, smeared with Pesto, drizzled with lemon juice and olive oil and cooked in a foil parcel, served with new potatoes and asparagus off the allotment. I feel hungry after typing that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shezza Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Best thread in the history of Owlstalk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last_Great_Hope Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Best thread in the history of Owlstalk! Its a brilliant thread, but it's not close to being the best ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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