PopePiusX Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Right, some of you might not know this but: a) I'm really bored and b) I'm a gifted psychological profiler. What you need to do is state: 1) Your favourite novel 2) Your favourite album 3) Your age 4) What meal you'd cook to impress somebody And I will tell you who your SWFC alter ego is. This will last until something else actually happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southportdc Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 I'm Kieran Lee as I lie blatantly about my height. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted July 22, 2014 Author Share Posted July 22, 2014 I don't think you've understood. You are therefore Dean Smith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southportdc Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 I understood, I didn't like the rules, I ignored them. JJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodger Wylde Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 1) Your favourite novel - Only read non-fiction 2) Your favourite album - Don't like music 3) Your age - 29 4) What meal you'd cook to impress somebody - Fish fingers, chips, peas, bread and butter. Can't wait for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eckington owl Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 1) Chris Ryan's The One That Got Away 2) West Ryder Pauper Lunatic Asylum 3) 30 4) very limited cooking skills, but do a mean fillet steak. (Ps, I'm equally as bored, that's the only reason I'm playing ball). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenitoCarbone Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 1) Only read comics 2) Best of Eros Ramazotti vol. 6 3) Mental age 7 4) Haggis. I'm Paolo DiCanio. No, wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acquiescefc Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Im patrick kluivert always in KFC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wednesdaywizard Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 1) Your favourite novel - FA Cup semi final free kick goal scoring... For Dummies. 2) Your favourite album - "Undercover" 3) Your age - 33 4) What meal you'd cook to impress somebody - Bouillabaisse and an overbaked penalty, garnished with Basile... Boli Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted July 22, 2014 Author Share Posted July 22, 2014 1) Your favourite novel - Only read non-fiction 2) Your favourite album - Don't like music 3) Your age - 29 4) What meal you'd cook to impress somebody - Fish fingers, chips, peas, bread and butter. Can't wait for this. You're Rodger Wylde. No, you can't stand fripperies like inventiveness, so you're a stout midfielder or defender. You also can't hear, which means you're a shocking defender or midfielder. You're 29, which means you're not going to get any better. Your food choices suggest that you have no interest in impressing anybody beyond your natural abilities, which as discussed above are low. You are therefore Dean Smith. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VicAusOwl Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 (edited) Tomorrow when the war began (very tempted to put Sun Tzus Art Of War just for the sake of it)Ride The Lightning - Metallica18something that involves bacon Edited July 22, 2014 by VicAusOwl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted July 22, 2014 Author Share Posted July 22, 2014 1) Only read comics 2) Best of Eros Ramazotti vol. 6 3) Mental age 7 4) Haggis. I'm Paolo DiCanio. No, wait... Right, you obviously have an juvenile enthusiasm which betrays your lack of youth, but your love of Ramazotti and his myriad duets suggests that you'd be better known as part of a pairing, even if you're the lesser-known half. You are therefore Paul Williams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodger Wylde Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Dean bloody Smith?!!! You're rubbish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigrbuk Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 (edited) Right, some of you might not know this but: a) I'm really bored and b) I'm a gifted psychological profiler. What you need to do is state: 1) Your favourite novel - God is a Bullet - Boston Terran 2) Your favourite album - The Stone Roses 3) Your age - 35 4) What meal you'd cook to impress somebody - Some pasta dish with sausage, tomatoes, spices. With garlic bread. And I will tell you who your SWFC alter ego is. This will last until something else actually happens. Edited July 22, 2014 by bigrbuk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew_Owl Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 1. The Hungry Catterpillar 2. Corfu 2002 3. 17 4. Cuppa Soup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 1) Your favourite novel - 50 shades of Grey 2) Your favourite album - Pop Party 9 3) Your age - 19 4) What meal you'd cook to impress somebody - Super Noodle and dorito fricasse And I will tell you who your SWFC alter ego is. This will last until something else actually happens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted July 22, 2014 Author Share Posted July 22, 2014 1) Your favourite novel - FA Cup semi final free kick goal scoring... For Dummies. 2) Your favourite album - "Undercover" 3) Your age - 33 4) What meal you'd cook to impress somebody - Bouillabaisse and an overbaked penalty, garnished with Basile... Boli You are trying too hard to be Chris Waddle. You are therefore Ian Taylor. Dean bloody Smith?!!! You're rubbish. On the contrary, it rather seems that YOU'RE rubbish, Dean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themaskedowl Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 1) Your favourite novel - Breakfast of Champions (Kurt Vonnegut) 2) Your favourite album - Great Trucking Songs of the Renaissance (TISM) 3) Your age - 42 4) What meal you'd cook to impress somebody - Duck with cassis and raspberries, though if Maxine was coming over it'd be Vichy Soise followed by Leek and mille feuille with Beurre Blanc. Pinot with the Duck or a cheeky young Savvy Blanc for the vego option. *be the cheese vole, be the cheese vole* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted July 22, 2014 Author Share Posted July 22, 2014 Tomorrow when the war began (very tempted to put Sun Tzus Art Of War just for the sake of it) Ride The Lightning - Metallica 18 something that involves bacon So, you have a keen eye for projected dystopia, suggesting that you'd be a player around when the good times were turning sour, but the choice of Metallica's developing sound suggests a player coming to maturity. Sadly that maturity would be as good as it got, which at 18 suggests unfulfilled promise. Everybody likes bacon, except idiots, so that's no good. You are Mark McKeever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themaskedowl Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 1. The Hungry Catterpillar 2. Corfu 2002 3. 17 4. Cuppa Soup PMSL at this one. Good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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