Semedo's ferret Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 25. He's gunna take us to the premiership Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Lestrade Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 5 He absolutely hates Kylie Minogue, but he doesn't have a reason why That is just not true, he is a massive fan of her's and they are often in each others company. Rumours are that she could be the new Public Relations Director at Hillsborough. He's so lucky lucky lucky …. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TbagMcgraw Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 26. He swallows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 27. He is the biological father of Sheffield Uniteds greatest ever player, Dane Whitehouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom22709 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 28. He is the only known human to blink sideways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom22709 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 29. He hates woodland creatures and can often be seen in the forest forraging for voles to stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 (edited) 30, He'd love to take up gardening as he thinks it looks very relaxing. Edited July 25, 2014 by Cosmo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sham67 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 31. After reading OT, he thought cobblers to this. I'm not getting involved with this bunch of nutters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 32, He occasionally posts on Owlstalk under the pseudonym Jon Adamammadov Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 32 his mustache is custom made from mole hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom22709 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 32. When sleeping he always faces north so he isn't recognized by approaching southerners in the night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom22709 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 33. He was once arrested in boots for rearranging the factor numbers on sun cream bottles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 (edited) 34, Whenever he leaves a room he has to flick the light switch on and off 17 times or his family will die. Edited July 25, 2014 by Cosmo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom22709 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 35. He spent over £1m at auction on the actual clay head of Lionel Ritchie from the video 'Hello' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TbagMcgraw Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 36. Mammadov is a pizza maker, hasn't a penny to his name. But loves, and I mean loves a reach around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookiebear Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Mammamia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmo Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 37, He's never had a really good pickled onion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nookiebear Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Mammania? Mammtastic? Mam and Eggs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IstillhateSteveBould Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 38. He is a friend of Stan Collymore and they often socialise together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest timrud Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 39. He has the seventh largest collection of antique lawnmowers in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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