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Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris Maguire.

 

Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris Maguire.

 

Chris, Chris, Chris Maguire.

 

Chris, Chris Maguire....

 

(Coronation Street theme)

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Chrissy Maguire

Chrissy Maguire

Chrissy Chrissy Maguire

Jones thought he was dire

But he's better than Nuhiu

 

worst song ever

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Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris Maguire.

Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris Maguire.

Chris, Chris, Chris Maguire.

Chris, Chris Maguire....

(Coronation Street theme)

Best song ever

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OP song would be great imo, but i thought of one on top of my head

To the tune of wonderwall -

Every run (INSERT HERE) makes is winding,

and every goal that Wednesday score (OR he seems to score) is blinding,

and there are many things that i, would like to sing to you but I don't know how,

I said maybe, kirklands gonna be the one that saves ittttt

and after all, MAGUIRE SCORES A GOAAALLL

lol lol

Edited by markowl123

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Ultravox - Vienna.

Does he even exist????

Chrissss Maguireeeeee!

A friend of mine suggested this on our way down to Millwall last season when we were discussing forgotten signings. I think it's funny and gives reference to his time out the squad by Jones.

Edited by PolarNigel

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To the tune of 'Light My Fire' by the Doors

You know that we're the boys in blue

You know that we are on a flyer

We can score a goal or two

Now that we've got Chris Maguire

Come on Wednesday light my fire

Give us what we all desire

Now that we've got Chris Maguire

Pretty good this one. Just that I'd swap the last two lines around and also we play in blue and white stripes. But I think I can allow that license.

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Maguire, Maguire

Maguire is on fire

Maguire, maguire

Maguire is on fire

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And Reda at the back said "Everyone attack"

As it turned into a Wednesday Blitz

And Chrissy Maguire set everyone on fire,

With yet another goal for a Wednesday blitz

Wednesday blitz

To the tune of Sweet's Ballroom Blitz...

Edited by theowlsman
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Dog goes woof, cat goes meow.
Bird goes tweet, and mouse goes squeak.
Cow goes moo. Frog goes croak, and the elephant goes toot.
Ducks say quack and fish go blub, and the seal goes OW OW OW.
But there's one sound that no one knows...
WHAT DOES MAGUIRE SAY?

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
WHATS MAGUIRE SAY?
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
WHATS MAGUIRE SAY?
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!
WHATS MAGUIRE SAY?
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
WHATS MAGUIRE SAY?

Wednesday shirt, baggy shorts, chasing balls, and scoring goals.
Massive club, on the rise, defenders are hypnotised.
Your shirt is blue, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
But if you meet a friendly horse, will you communicate by mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse, mo-o-o-o-orse?
How will you speak to that h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse, h-o-o-orse?
WHAT DOES MAGUIRE SAY?!

Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
Jacha-chacha-chacha-chow!
WHATS MAGUIRE SAY?
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
Fraka-kaka-kaka-kaka-kow!
WHATS MAGUIRE SAY?
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
A-hee-ahee ha-hee!
WHATS MAGUIRE SAY?
A-oo-oo-oo-ooo!
Woo-oo-oo-ooo!
WHATS MAGUIRE SAY?!

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OHHH CHRISSY MAGUIRE

RVP song

 

Already tryna get that started for Afobe, ohhhhh benik afobe!

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Already tryna get that started for Afobe, ohhhhh benik afobe!

Was thinking it should be started too tbf mate

Sounds class

OHHH BENIK AFOBEEEEE

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Pretty good this one. Just that I'd swap the last two lines around and also we play in blue and white stripes. But I think I can allow that license.

Thanks Masked Owl

Your suggested changes are definitely an improvement 

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To the tune of 'Just Can't Get Enough'

When your playing Chrissy

I go out of my head

I just can't get enough

I just can't get enough

All the goals you score for us 

And everything you said

I just can't get enough

I just can't get enough

You have a shot and you score a goal

and I just can't seem to get enough oh

du du du du du du, du du du du du du, du du du du du du

Chris Maguire!

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