@owlstalk Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 flip the negativity toneet Let's have a thread to have a laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSgpc_sYtuk Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomhollywood Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoop Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Two oranges sat at a bar One says 'your round' The other says 'so are you' That's the best I can do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted October 7, 2012 Author Share Posted October 7, 2012 Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i used to be sc_owl Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Love that clip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parkfieldowl14 Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 lighten up everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WayneTheOwl Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Seriously last night I signed a youth player on Fifa 13. I had a scount set up in China. His name was Lee Guan. I kid you not at all. He's quality though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freshfish Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 I know what you're trying to do Neil....but just trying to forget and ignore it doesn't mean....I WILL GO AWAAAAAYYYYYY....*...scratches long steel nail blades across the kitchen work top...*... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 My wife says that I treat her like a child,I gave her a sticker for standing up for herself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted October 7, 2012 Author Share Posted October 7, 2012 Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ratty-owl Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Two couples on holiday and husbands Paul and Dave try to get their ladies to do a wife swap. Amazingly they agree, but Paul knows his wife in on her time of the month, so he's got one up on Dave. They agree that at breakfast they'll tap the spoon on the table to indicate how may times they shagged the others missus. Next morning Paul grins and taps twice, he looks across at Dave who smiles, he taps once on the jam, and three times on the Nutella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted October 7, 2012 Author Share Posted October 7, 2012 ha ha ha ha ha !!!! Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fedor Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 I was suddenly awoken with a blow job this morning. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train with my mouth open. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KivoOwl Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Are you trying to say we should have kept Ryan Lowe Neil? poo pooSOTRM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted October 7, 2012 Author Share Posted October 7, 2012 wot team does king kong support? aston gurrilla That doesn't make any sense Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ratty-owl Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 I've just been sacked from my job as a bingo caller. Apparently " a meal for two with a hairy view" is not the way to call 69??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted October 7, 2012 Author Share Posted October 7, 2012 why dunt it fooktard? king kong is a gurilla He's an Orangutan Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ratty-owl Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 He's an Orangutan A Fvckin big one mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted October 7, 2012 Author Share Posted October 7, 2012 Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 7, 2012 Share Posted October 7, 2012 Sat having breakfast this morning with the mrs. I looked across and meant to say, could you pass me the brown sauce please, instead it came out as, "you've flippingruined my life you *****". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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