camffiti Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Warren Barton - 9am Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danblakemore Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Just read Liam Palmers retweet of an argeent between Leon Knight and Jamie O'Hara. Leon really is a nob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OxonOwl Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Breaking News! " " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkeye Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Sauce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigrbuk Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Breaking News! " " Isn't that technically non-breaking? Or was that part of the gag? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OxonOwl Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 (edited) <BreakingNews> </BreakingNews> Edited July 27, 2012 by OxonOwl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US_Owl Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 New half time entertainment to be announced today. Each home game will see Lance Key and Ian Hendon choosing their favourite cat from a paraded selection of 3. The winning beast will be shave, tattooed with the name and number of a famous ex player, and sold in the club shop for a small profit. The losing creatures will be slaughtered for their meat. If this proves unpopular, then Efan Ekoku will return in a game called "Efan Hell"- contestants from both home and away fans will be roasted alive in the centre circle. First one to die loses. Paul Aldridge is currently in negotiations with the League panel to allow the winning team to gain a 1 goal lead in the second half. Sepp Blatter has pledged his support. You heard it here first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waddle23 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 New half time entertainment to be announced today. Each home game will see Lance Key and Ian Hendon choosing their favourite cat from a paraded selection of 3. The winning beast will be shave, tattooed with the name and number of a famous ex player, and sold in the club shop for a small profit. The losing creatures will be slaughtered for their meat. If this proves unpopular, then Efan Ekoku will return in a game called "Efan Hell"- contestants from both home and away fans will be roasted alive in the centre circle. First one to die loses. Paul Aldridge is currently in negotiations with the League panel to allow the winning team to gain a 1 goal lead in the second half. Sepp Blatter has pledged his support. You heard it here first. Are you ITK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US_Owl Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Very much so..... keep it under your hat...... but tell everyone that you heard it here first...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waddle23 Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Will do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PolarNigel Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 I'VE JUST SEEN ANTONIO IN A WEDNESDAY SHIRT AT HILLSBOROUGH! *god bless fifa* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US_Owl Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Scott Oakes masks available from the Megastore this afternoon, for 1 hour only. Priced at £7, they are lifelike and easy to wipe clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Scott Oakes masks available from the Megastore this afternoon, for 1 hour only. Priced at £7, they are lifelike and easy to wipe clean. We've just sold one, although it WAS to Scott Oakes himself. ' Let's do Phoenix from the Flames-style re-enactments of famous Wednesday goals, with fans being selected to play the part of the other players. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Or, if we're involving ex-players like USOwl suggests... Curt Cobian - In which contestants undertake the yes-and-no game from Take Your Pick Darts of Harkness - Simple, Bullseye-style gameshow featuring the former great. Waddle I say next? - In which contestants compete to teach the wing wizard how to say the word 'Penalty' properly Shirtliff and Stainrod - Not suitable for family viewing Jon Shaw unto the breach My friend - Military simulation game featuring the returning Marines and striker Lloyd Sam Knew My Father - Popular anecdotes from the tricky wideman Leon Knight's Neon Lights - Just a title really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US_Owl Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Or, if we're involving ex-players like USOwl suggests... Curt Cobian - In which contestants undertake the yes-and-no game from Take Your Pick Darts of Harkness - Simple, Bullseye-style gameshow featuring the former great. Waddle I say next? - In which contestants compete to teach the wing wizard how to say the word 'Penalty' properly Shirtliff and Stainrod - Not suitable for family viewing Jon Shaw unto the breach My friend - Military simulation game featuring the returning Marines and striker Lloyd Sam Knew My Father - Popular anecdotes from the tricky wideman Leon Knight's Neon Lights - Just a title really. I don't think there is a bad idea in amongst those. Beswether Forecast- Jon hops around an inflatable British Isles jauntily summarising the weather- dressed as a different historical leader each week. Top Geary- Del models a different ladies t-shirt every week Diallo 'Allo- Drisso puts on funny accents from around the world in humorous sketches Proudlock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels- Adam Proudlock is executed. Thoughts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 I don't think there is a bad idea in amongst those. Beswether Forecast- Jon hops around an inflatable British Isles jauntily summarising the weather- dressed as a different historical leader each week. Top Geary- Del models a different ladies t-shirt every week Diallo 'Allo- Drisso puts on funny accents from around the world in humorous sketches Proudlock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels- Adam Proudlock is executed. Thoughts? Diallo 'Allo would be absolutely splendid. Don't suppose you know of anybody round here who can get things sorted, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Branston's Pickle - The stout centre-half is presented with a series of windows to smash - but which ones conceal prizes, and which ones are glass? Who's Better, Who's Best - Punters attempt to disguise themself as former loanee Leon - who can convince the judges. Potentially racist undertones. Changing Broomes - Contestants compete to transform the defender in a fifteen-minute makeover. Would potentially require two Marlon Broomses. A Bar at the Folly Bergere - Oil=painting challenge in which contestants compete to produce a masterpiece. Judged by Lawrie McManetMy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US_Owl Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 I can sort things, worry ye not. I think we could also remake some classic films, but with ex players in the lead roles. Whats Eating Peter Gilbert Grape? Phil Kingdom of Heaven Newsome Like It Hot The Jon Shawshank Redemption Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 I can sort things, worry ye not. I think we could also remake some classic films, but with ex players in the lead roles. Whats Eating Peter Gilbert Grape? Phil Kingdom of Heaven Newsome Like It Hot The Jon Shawshank Redemption Perfect. Mark Pembridge over the River Kwai Where Chris Eagles Dare Walter Millership Down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Or going back to the standard fare: Kuqi-Kuqi-Coo - Baby competition stewarded by the Scandinavian hitman Tony Crane's Crony Train - Again, just a title Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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