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  1. https://www.owlstalk.co.uk/forums/topic/195262-a-career-in-pictures-guylian-ndumbu-nsungu/?tab=comments#comment-4528179 Everything you need is here. You're welcome x
  2. Steven Rumbulus Harkness. Created out of clay and meat and fur by a wizard. Made 11 appearances for the mighty Owls, every single one bizarrely against the Republic of Ireland. And all resulting in draws. Has the honour of being the only Wednesday player to have his shirt directly applied to his body, the hallowed blue n' white stripes being tattood onto his loose, flapping skin by the ghost of Patrick Blondeau. The Chupa Chups logo and club badge were drawn on later in lipstick. After being bitten by a rabid Danny Sonner in training he retired from the game and the pair now live together in a small flat above Thomas the Bakers in central York, eating misshapen flapjacks from the bins and selling neoprene Scott Oakes masks online.
  3. Strangest squad number I ever saw was Jon Beswetherick wearing the number 3 shirt for us. This implied that he was not only a left back, but more importantly, a footballer.
  4. The club rejected my idea for half time entertainment - ‘Pressmans Pick’ Kevin sits at a small tressle table and tries a different breakfast cereal every week, marking them out of 10 to crown the winner at the end of the season. If we dont do it, someone else will.
  5. Q: Who was a Halloween footballer for the Sheffield Wednesday? A: Jon Beswetherwitch
  6. Q: Who was a Halloween footballer for the Sheffield Wednesday? A: Chris Adamson (Face)
  7. Q: Who was a Halloween Footballer for the Sheffield Wednesday? A: Niclas Draculalexandersson
  8. Q: Who was a Halloween footballer for the Sheffield Wednesday? A: Lloyd Owusooooooooooooooo (pronounced like a ghost noise)
  9. Q: Who was a Halloween footballer for the Sheffield Wednesday? A: Pumpkim Olsen
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