nevthelodgemoorowl Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 As a thirteen year old lad I caught the skin linking the sack and penile base in my zipper, I could n't free it because as I tried to lean forward my sack would retreat in a painful way. I had to go to my Aunt Alice with my tail between my legs, so to speak to seek assistance in freeing me from my plight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash_SWFC Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 As a thirteen year old lad I caught the skin linking the sack and penile base in my zipper, I could n't free it because as I tried to lean forward my sack would retreat in a painful way. I had to go to my Aunt Alice with my tail between my legs, so to speak to seek assistance in freeing me from my plight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prendo's boots Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 (edited) ...Nowt new news wise looking around chaps....Moshni and Norris still on the cards according to t'Star.... Moshni is a 'firebrand' by the way .... oooh weve not had one of those for a while !!! Edited July 9, 2012 by Prendo's boots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 You have started work and then had breakfast, you have a canteen? Or work in a kitchen? Any jobs going, I'm starving! Good old fashioned canteen, mate...! . < 2 hours to go...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enriquesdad Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 33, canteen, do you work in the motor trade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Just noticed on Ant and Dec's fan club page that they're at Tankersley Manor today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Got lost 33. Sorry, should read get lost 33. Bloody iPhone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 No mate. I play with boxes for a living...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enriquesdad Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 (edited) No mate. I play with boxes for a living...! Sign me up, 2.00pm, still starving! Atkins diet! Bah humbug! Mmmmm, humbug.... Edited July 9, 2012 by enriquesdad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longley owl Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Nowt happened then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
33 Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Did you hear it...? #MASSIVE NEWS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Thanks for the PM btw. Very interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatBadger Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 (edited) Thats Big Mac Berger, Regula Coke, Frys would you like Currie/Soares with that? Edited July 9, 2012 by FatBadger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Furious George Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Curry sores sounds vile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coe_22 Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Honestly someone on site has tried to commit suicide! Put a nail gun to his head! Luckily it bounced off his skull and just knocked him out! I'm off to asda while they sort it out. Did you get the George specials sorted mate? Hope you didn't get the polyester ones or you'll end up with a rash! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theowlsman Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Did you get the George specials sorted mate? Hope you didn't get the polyester ones or you'll end up with a rash! And sweaty skidmarks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameregg Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 So another day of disappointment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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