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Am baffled why so many think he is great when actually he is at best and average lower league winger.

head down running up blind alleys with no vision of the players around him, if the kop wasn't there he'd be way up Halifax Road on every run. loses the ball too easy, very little end product, the shooting skills of a blind, no midget with no arms and legs. Mincing round in a pair of bananas on his feet.

Why leave this bugger on and take Teale off??

And what frigging formation did we end up with? 1-4-5 ...pure tactical genius irvine...Real Madrid have the Special One...we have the Special Needs One

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Am baffled why so many think he is great when actually he is at best and average lower league winger.

head down running up blind alleys with no vision of the players around him, if the kop wasn't there he'd be way up Halifax Road on every run. loses the ball too easy, very little end product, the shooting skills of a blind, no midget with no arms and legs. Mincing round in a pair of bananas on his feet.

Why leave this bugger on and take Teale off??

And what frigging formation did we end up with? 1-4-5 ...pure tactical genius irvine...Real Madrid have the Special One...we have the Special Needs One

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head down running up blind alleys with no vision of the players around him, if the kop wasn't there he'd be way up Halifax Road on every run. loses the ball too easy, very little end product, the shooting skills of a blind, no midget with no arms and legs. Mincing round in a pair of bananas on his feet.

And what frigging formation did we end up with? 1-4-5 ...pure tactical genius irvine...Real Madrid have the Special One...we have the Special Needs One

flipping brilliant.

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Am baffled why so many think he is great when actually he is at best and average lower league winger.

head down running up blind alleys with no vision of the players around him, if the kop wasn't there he'd be way up Halifax Road on every run. loses the ball too easy, very little end product, the shooting skills of a blind, no midget with no arms and legs. Mincing round in a pair of bananas on his feet.

Why leave this bugger on and take Teale off??

And what frigging formation did we end up with? 1-4-5 ...pure tactical genius irvine...Real Madrid have the Special One...we have the Special Needs One

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Some people really do look at JJ and think he will save us, people do rely on him too much.

Yet in reality and come on lets be honest about this JJ is all about pace really and that's it.

He can't shoot, pass or cross and half the time he tackles himself.

Is it really fair that he maybe has ONE good game in 7?

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I'm not impressed with him, he's a glory boy, not a TEAM player. He's not very good, his pace is the only thing he has in his favour cos he certainly doesn'y show any skill! He couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo at the moment. That just about sums him up. Feel free to make additions if i've missed any off.

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He's not a footballer, he's a runner in a football kit.

Shocking. Terrible. Appallling. Sheeeeyiiiiiiiite!!!!!!

Rather have Jessica Ennis on the wing...an athelete ina footy kit...............................oh but flip, maybe she doesn't know the offside rule!!!

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Am baffled why so many think he is great when actually he is at best and average lower league winger.

head down running up blind alleys with no vision of the players around him, if the kop wasn't there he'd be way up Halifax Road on every run. loses the ball too easy, very little end product, the shooting skills of a blind, no midget with no arms and legs. Mincing round in a pair of bananas on his feet.

Why leave this bugger on and take Teale off??

And what frigging formation did we end up with? 1-4-5 ...pure tactical genius irvine...Real Madrid have the Special One...we have the Special Needs One

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Am baffled why so many think he is great when actually he is at best and average lower league winger.

head down running up blind alleys with no vision of the players around him, if the kop wasn't there he'd be way up Halifax Road on every run. loses the ball too easy, very little end product, the shooting skills of a blind, no midget with no arms and legs. Mincing round in a pair of bananas on his feet.

Why leave this bugger on and take Teale off??

And what frigging formation did we end up with? 1-4-5 ...pure tactical genius irvine...Real Madrid have the Special One...we have the Special Needs One

absolute quality ... made my night after our abysmal performance tonight ... these quotes need to be kept somewhere or put on the owlstalk banner .. PLEASE!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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JJ was bloody awful tonight, he is a fool. His head is completely empty. The amount of times he lost possession was staggering. I was amazed JJ stayed on at the expense of Teale. We'd have been better off leaving Teal on and taking off JJ without replacing him.

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He's a headless chicken and more often than not complete bobar - but he's the only player we have with any sort of pace.

Teale use to be quick, but has clearly lost a yard or two.

Who else is there?

It probably doesn't help when you've got a livewire (headless chicken) winger and 9 other outfield players who are usually completely static.

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Pace is useless with no end product. Teale beats his man more often than not and creates something. JJ loses possession over and over. He is shuffle. And a grade A moron, to boot.

Teale has been decent this season, but he isn't all that quick nowadays.

I completely understand the point about JJ and no end product.

But our team will be one of the slowest in the league without him as a squad member.

We seriously need to add two midfielders before the window shuts.

A speedy winger and a central mid with the legs to break beyond the front men are essential.

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