Beholder Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 How to be a True-fan. Ran by Grandad, Mick the Rawmarsh owl who calls into RS and a few other volunteers from Owlstalk. A lot of people don't know how to be proper fans. They just get brought along one day without having had any formal induction and that's where the problems start. They need educating. A formal qualification would allow them to do such things as post on social media, sit on their hands and cheer politely. That's where Grandad and Mick come in. Nine modules over 3 semesters. The qualification will give you the right to call into RS, buy a season ticket and volunteer your views on here. Enrolment begins the day we fail to qualify for the playoffs cos when that happens it'll be the moaners fault. If they had the True fan diploma we would've got to the final. UTO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ANDY Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 semester - another americanism creeping into our vocabulary, like trimester for pregnant women hate americanisms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flo Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 UTO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markowl Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, Bodhidharma said: How to be a True-fan. Ran by Grandad, Mick the Rawmarsh owl who calls into RS and a few other volunteers from Owlstalk. A lot of people don't know how to be proper fans. They just get brought along one day without having had any formal induction and that's where the problems start. They need educating. A formal qualification would allow them to do such things as post on social media, sit on their hands and cheer politely. That's where Grandad and Mick come in. Nine modules over 3 semesters. The qualification will give you the right to call into RS, buy a season ticket and volunteer your views on here. Enrolment begins the day we fail to qualify for the playoffs cos when that happens it'll be the moaners fault. If they had the True fan diploma we would've got to the final. UTO. WAWAW eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Ron's Sovereign Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Are you enjoying revelling in your negativity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrbluesky Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Will it cover booing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
markowl Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 I've heard it clashes with the How to be a Bellend course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beholder Posted March 21, 2017 Author Share Posted March 21, 2017 1 minute ago, mrbluesky said: Will it cover booing? Yeah that's one of the modules. How to stop the boo-ing when it happens. Think it involves a counter boo. Like booing at the boo-ers or summat. Can't se how that would work but they are the experts not me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doghouse Daz Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 What's a module and a semester. More importantly , is there a bar !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 2 minutes ago, mrbluesky said: Will it cover booing? Theres a separate course for Booing, but you have to go through a pouting class, lasts about 3 weeks..not difficult... I see the OP must have f.ookin' flown through the "Flouncing" degree though...Well done Dierdrie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrbluesky Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 7 minutes ago, Bodhidharma said: How to be a True-fan. Ran by Grandad, Mick the Rawmarsh owl who calls into RS and a few other volunteers from Owlstalk. A lot of people don't know how to be proper fans. They just get brought along one day without having had any formal induction and that's where the problems start. They need educating. A formal qualification would allow them to do such things as post on social media, sit on their hands and cheer politely. That's where Grandad and Mick come in. Nine modules over 3 semesters. The qualification will give you the right to call into RS, buy a season ticket and volunteer your views on here. Enrolment begins the day we fail to qualify for the playoffs cos when that happens it'll be the moaners fault. If they had the True fan diploma we would've got to the final. UTO. H R A T A T T E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrbluesky Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 4 minutes ago, markowl said: I've heard it clashes with the How to be a Bellend course. Oh the one you have a Masters in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someone in my head Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 If you have no arguments, you can always turn to sarcastic insults. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 Just now, someone in my head said: If you have no arguments, you can always turn to sarcastic insults. Would a diploma in Irony cover that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
areNOTwhatTHEYseem Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 An Owlstalk fresher's week? Perish the thought! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 1 minute ago, steveger said: I fart in your general direction................. Ahh the old "Monty Python" response..We did that in 2nd year repostes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrbluesky Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 7 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: Theres a separate course for Booing, but you have to go through a pouting class, lasts about 3 weeks..not difficult... I see the OP must have f.ookin' flown through the "Flouncing" degree though...Well done Dierdrie ahh, I might get some tips off the daughter re pouting and I should breeze it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeroswfc Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 What a boring subject. Having a dig at 2 positive posters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted March 21, 2017 Share Posted March 21, 2017 (edited) 1 minute ago, mrbluesky said: ahh, I might get some tips off the daughter re pouting and I should breeze it! Careful though...I signed onto that one thinking it would be full of gorgeous birds..sat next to a fat brickie...it was "re groutin'" Edited March 21, 2017 by asteener1867 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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