@owlstalk Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 The Sheffield Star has today issued a heartfelt apology to traumatised Sheffield United fans after the disgraceful celebratory wind up advert placed in their newspaper yesterday by one of our members (who shall remain anonymous) We would like to go on record as saying that the member responsible will be roundly congratulated continually until he is overwhelmed by our gratitude and succumbs to the temptation to strip naked with nowt but 'UNITED BOTTLED IT AGAIN' tattooed on his back and run around the general Bramall Lane area laughing heartily at our porky neighbours We would also like to thank the Star for publishing the advert and continuing what the pig fans see as a continued and sustained unfair balance in our favour in the media F-OFF UNITED..... THIS PAPER IS OURS Thanks once again Owlstalk Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sandowl Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 :tango: priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sherlyegg Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 ...kin ell super duper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatzooma Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Not like The Star to 'not detect' something.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H2Owl Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 It's an admission of guilt! Do they really think they will avoid the impending lawsuit by issuing such apology? F OFF UNITED, THIS PAPER IS OURS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest armchairfan Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 I blame tevez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mozzy85 Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 hahahhahaha classic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WednesdayGibbo Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Ha ha nice one Sheffield Star you just brought even more attention to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3mps Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Home_of_Hirst! Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Haha!!! I love being an owl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burnt_toast Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Got to laugh - especially as they already think The Star has it in for them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbr_bob Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Sue 'em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG D Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 (edited) 'caused understandable dismay and upset' Have people actually complained about this? Makes it even flipping better - what a set of w@nkers Edited May 30, 2012 by BIG D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
burnt_toast Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Oh yeah im sure there will be plenty of Blunts who have complained. What else are the jobless scrubbers going to do with their day. Got nothing else better to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperKevin Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 (edited) Genius!! Edited May 30, 2012 by SuperKevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thetruthisoutthere Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 I Like how the next story focuses on their fire sale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Wednesday Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Any comment from Star columnist Charlie Webster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
@owlstalk Posted May 30, 2012 Author Share Posted May 30, 2012 I think the next few adverts might have to be a bit more subtle... Owlstalk Shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sultan_Pepper Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 Careful Star, you shouldn't have admitted guilt. You may be sued. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunsbyowl Posted May 30, 2012 Share Posted May 30, 2012 This gets better & better FTB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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