S36 OWL Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 1 minute ago, OWLERTON GHOST said: How could you do this to your own child !!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonofbert2 Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 Going dressed as a badger in a Dave Jones mask. (Greno Woods Dogging After Party). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 (edited) Interesting change of tactics from the "ginger" Messiah..Seems he's going from being a sort of Hedge Priest in greno woods to move into mainstream. I don't know how the cult will view this tbh. Obviously they won't be allowed in green leggings and hoods, so maybe they will stand outside. Will they see it as some sort of betrayal or a necessary step on the road to new Jerus...errr...walkley.... Whats on the menu, just the 5 loaves an' 2 fish? Edited February 6, 2019 by asteener1867 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 1 hour ago, S36 OWL said: @Simaniac has been banned from attending because Megson has got a restraining order on him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 And so it came to pass, the Ginger Messiah left the safety of the greenwood and entered the City of Sheffield on a donkey, barefoot (him..not the donkey) Clad in vestments of blue and white striped cloth, his path down Halifax rd bestrewn with Palm leaves or whatever natural growth is abundant in the area...(cannabis leaves). His capering followers were behind him, but were stopped by the authorities on Leppings lane, as their tights were discomfitting the residents. "Worry ye not he cried" To his obscenely clad disciples.."I shall entereth the hall o wed (Cos that how yer pronounce it..Its like wing.. ED..as in a wing.. ED demon) "I shall entereth the Hall ..O Wed..halls alone. clad only in err..whateverthef.ook this is I am wearing"" "But Master" cried Simanaic.."They do not understandeth thee, they are mainly Pagan and ignorant, they worshipped upon the altar of Jos!!!! (All the followers hiss and grasp the crotch of their Lincoln green tights) "ahh Simanaic..my trusty idiotic favourite" ...Quoth The Messiah "It matters not what wenteth beforeth, We bring back those to the fold who have wandered from the green path of Greno..which is dangerous in Doggething times, and leadeth them back" "But why Master...Why???"..wailed his demented disciple "£40 a poppeth.....Then to the Top red at Greno matey...eth"? "Get in there..err.. me lordeth" ...Whittered Simanaic............. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 12 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: And so it came to pass, the Ginger Messiah left the safety of the greenwood and entered the City of Sheffield on a donkey, barefoot (him..not the donkey) Clad in vestments of blue and white striped cloth, his path down Halifax rd bestrewn with Palm leaves or whatever natural growth is abundant in the area...(cannabis leaves). His capering followers were behind him, but were stopped by the authorities on Leppings lane, as their tights were discomfitting the residents. "Worry ye not he cried" To his obscenely clad disciples.."I shall entereth the hall o wed (Cos that how yer pronounce it..Its like wing.. ED..as in a wing.. ED demon) "I shall entereth the Hall ..O Wed..halls alone. clad only in err..whateverthef.ook this is I am wearing"" "But Master" cried Simanaic.."They do not understandeth thee, they are mainly Pagan and ignorant, they worshipped upon the altar of Jos!!!! (All the followers hiss and grasp the crotch of their Lincoln green tights) "ahh Simanaic..my trusty idiotic favourite" ...Quoth The Messiah "It matters not what wenteth beforeth, We bring back those to the fold who have wandered from the green path of Greno..which is dangerous in Doggething times, and leadeth them back" "But why Master...Why???"..wailed his demented disciple "£40 a poppeth.....Then to the Top red at Greno matey...eth"? "Get in there..err.. me lordeth" ...Whittered Simanaic............. Sounds a bit like follow my leader then ? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Mort AMB Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simaniac Owl Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, S36 OWL said: @Simaniac has been banned from attending because Megson has got a restraining order on him. As the Head Gingerman of The Cult of Megson I get in for free. All hail HIM Edited February 6, 2019 by Simaniac Owl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted February 6, 2019 Share Posted February 6, 2019 3 minutes ago, Simaniac Owl said: As the Head Gingerman of The Cult of Megson I get in for free. I just read that out loud as Head Gingerbread Man. *Sorry 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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