asteener1867 Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 After our history of sacking managers on Christmas eve..We would try an' drag it back a bit...... C'mon whats the hold up? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Owl Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 minute ago, asteener1867 said: After our history of sacking managers on Christmas eve..We would try an' drag it back a bit...... C'mon whats the hold up? He's already been sacked.... I'm not sure what you are saying? (nurse, Nurse, NURSE!!?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 24, 2018 Author Share Posted December 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, Rev Owl said: He's already been sacked.... I'm not sure what you are saying? (nurse, Nurse, NURSE!!?) I don't think your'e quite understanding me parable Rev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Owl Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Just now, asteener1867 said: I don't think your'e quite understanding me parable Rev No. Now the original parable teller occasionally explained his for the thickies. Go on indulge me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Uncle Mort AMB Posted December 24, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted December 24, 2018 I feel another, Christmas lyric coming like this one. 9 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mountain Owl Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Seeing as Bruce is pretty much a done deal what about announcing. "We are no longer interested in Bruce". Surely thats equivalent to a sacking and it wouldn't cost us any money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 24, 2018 Author Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Rev Owl said: No. Now the original parable teller occasionally explained his for the thickies. Go on indulge me. I thought parables were there for thinking about and working out yourself...But here goes seeing as its Christmas and you're a Rev If Wednesday actually SET ON a manger(lol) ON Christmas eve...It would atone for the previous 2 Christmas eve sackings, thus atoning in some part for our sins 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hookowl Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: I thought parables were there for thinking about and working out yourself...But here goes seeing as its Christmas and you're a Rev If Wednesday actually SET ON a manger(lol) ON Christmas eve...It would atone for the previous 2 Christmas eve sackings, thus atoning in some part for our sins Amen to that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 24, 2018 Author Share Posted December 24, 2018 6 minutes ago, Uncle Mort AMB said: I feel another, Christmas lyric coming like this one. love it mate 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Owl Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 6 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: I thought parables were there for thinking about and working out yourself...But here goes seeing as its Christmas and you're a Rev If Wednesday actually SET ON a manger(lol) ON Christmas eve...It would atone for the previous 2 Christmas eve sackings, thus atoning in some part for our sins Ah. With you now. Actually I'm used to reading them in the original Greek don't you know (ahem, cough cough). Perhaps next time you could see your way clear.....? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 24, 2018 Author Share Posted December 24, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, Rev Owl said: Ah. With you now. Actually I'm used to reading them in the original Greek don't you know (ahem, cough cough). Perhaps next time you could see your way clear.....? I could do you tomorrows sermon.....You can have a night off and a couple of sherries? Edited December 24, 2018 by asteener1867 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Owl Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 9 minutes ago, asteener1867 said: I could do you tomorrows sermon.....You can have a night off and a couple of sherries? That's a really kind offer. However I'm not on duty tomorrow morning. I'll be able to sit in the pew for a change with the family. Sherries already lined up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 24, 2018 Author Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Rev Owl said: That's a really kind offer. However I'm not on duty tomorrow morning. I'll be able to sit in the pew for a change with the family. Sherries already lined up... We are gathered here today, not to watch the Wednesday play but simply here to....... sit an' think of sin Once ensconced upon your pew, all I really ask of you Did you ever really shout "Luhukay in" As I look upon my flock, i think what really have i got a hellbound bunch of sinners side by side as I prophesise, expound, cast my greek an' latin round pearls and swinish images abide So a parable ....mayhap, of a Caledonian chap Who watched a spider weave, then weave again time and time again it fell, but eventually did tell the legend of "The Bruce"....and Kingly reign 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 24, 2018 Author Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 minute ago, Rev Owl said: That's a really kind offer. However I'm not on duty tomorrow morning. I'll be able to sit in the pew for a change with the family. Sherries already lined up... So hang on....You a vicar of Christ...are having Christmas off????? and "oooh..I work EVERY Sunday"........... ain't gonna wash to a load of ex miners an' steelworkers matey 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Owl Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 1 minute ago, asteener1867 said: So hang on....You a vicar of Christ...are having Christmas off????? and "oooh..I work EVERY Sunday"........... ain't gonna wash to a load of ex miners an' steelworkers matey Bizarre I'll admit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 24, 2018 Author Share Posted December 24, 2018 Merry Christmas any road up yer holiness 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i used to be sc_owl Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 I’ve heard the ink is drying on the contract. Might be delaying out of respect to the Bruce family, letting them have a quiet christmas without any media attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hougoumont Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 31 minutes ago, Uncle Mort AMB said: I feel another, Christmas lyric coming like this one. Brilliant....top effort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoop Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 Bruce out! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heeley owl Posted December 24, 2018 Share Posted December 24, 2018 44 minutes ago, Uncle Mort AMB said: I feel another, Christmas lyric coming like this one. That's brilliant fella Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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