Bing Cosby Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 I've shared this before, but I think now is a good time to reach a wider audience... Who knew our potential new manager has written works of fiction? Check out a review here. https://www.balls.ie/football/steve-bruce-novel/293169 Truly hilarious stuff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellowbelly Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Listen to the podcast “Quickly Kevin - will he score?” about 90’s football with Josh Widdecombe. They have a few episodes devoted to Steve Bruce’s writing career. They are comedy gold. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acquiescefc Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Big fan of 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owls2k Posted December 12, 2018 Share Posted December 12, 2018 Is it as good as Belinda Blinked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 20 hours ago, Bing Cosby said: I've shared this before, but I think now is a good time to reach a wider audience... Who knew our potential new manager has written works of fiction? Check out a review here. https://www.balls.ie/football/steve-bruce-novel/293169 Truly hilarious stuff. Crikey....Hardly Agatha Christie from all accounts....However if he wants to add more experience to his err...writin' portfolio...of intrigue, murder, an' general chaotic goings on...He should pay US if he comes to Hillsboro' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Stevie P.I walked into the dressing room at Hillsborough...casually lit a cigarette, ate a hamburger and surveyed his surroundings with a jaundiced eye... "You cannae smoke in here ye fat f.oo... "Ah..Mr Bullen..I presume" drawled Stevie "Aye..Och..Its yesen Brucie?" "It is indeed...just having a look around" "We'eel theres nothin' much ye will see around here ye ken..lets nip ontae the pitch..." (Muffled noises come from a locker at the far end of the room) Stevie "Whats that!" "Its ainly the pipes, its an auld ground and the wind fairly whistles through it like the gales that buffet Bideann nan bien as they sweep down Glencoe..dontcha ken" "What FFS!" "Err.. Pipes" "I'll take look" "Theres nae need" Stevie whips open the locker door, out tumbles a dishevelled figure .... "God Almighty....Ive been in here 3 months.....does me hair still look alright????" "Hutch???!!" says Stevie... "Sheeite"...mutters Bullen To be continued ...................................... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royalowlisback Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Just read that with Frazer from Dad's Army voice in my head - we're all doomed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weshallovercome Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 *taps feet*.........I'm waiting ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 (edited) BUllen "Would ye like tae take a wee trip around the ground Brucie?" "Aye..I'll have a look at the trophy room" "Eh?" "THe Cromell cup, the 4 league titles , 3 F.A cups.. The Charity shield ...That f.ookin' cheatin' league cup win?" "Aye..its err.. under reconstruction ..them trophies have been moved to ..ummm a safe location" "Where?" "In the interests of security..nae f.ooker kens the exact whereabouts..." "Righto...I'll have a peek at the current injury list" "Ye sure about that Brucie, ?" "Yes FFS!..just pass me the sheet of paper" "Just the one f.ookin' sheet then?"....(Bullen collapses laughing) Edited December 13, 2018 by asteener1867 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Stevie "Think I'll have a word with The chairman now Bully...where is he" "Phuket" "Listen I asked a simple bloody question and to be honest your langu...." "Nae.,.he's in Thailand.. sortin' doin' stuff" "Thaing up some loose ends eh? "nae..he's...... "it was a joke FFS!..Do you not have Jokes here??" "Well there was Urby, We still got Abdi....and we spaffed 10 mill on Jordan............. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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