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16 minutes ago, BullitsAA said:

He wasn't loved at Ipswich,

but he found a home a town,

no surprise he wouldn't stay there, 

He would have got the constant frown...

So he went over to Blackburn, 

Cause he was ill-advised,

Eventually won his promotion,

Up at the Riverside..

But Karanka is a bellend,

So he had to leave there too,

Not allowed to grace the top-flight,

Til he wears the white and blue,

Of the mighty Sheffield Wednesday,

His spiritual home, that's true!

Soon he'll get his cake, and he will eat it too!

 

Jordan Rhodes!!! Jordan Rhodes!!! He's a wednesdayite and we love him,his name is Jordan Rhodes!

 

Anyone cracked the tune yet? It kind of works.. I even sung it out loud :D

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To the tune of Time Warp:

 

Well he scores with his left,

And he scores with his riiiiiight

 

And when he scores with his head

We'll bend our knees in tiiime

 

And its Jordan's goals

That really drive me in-sa a and

 

Jo-dan Rhodes scores yeaaah!

Jo-dan Rhodes scores yeaaah!

 

 

If we could somehow incorporate the dance moves that would be great. The sight of the North Stand doing the pelvic thrusts would look truley intimidating for the opposition

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15 hours ago, BullitsAA said:

He wasn't loved at Ipswich,

but he found a home a town,

no surprise he wouldn't stay there, 

He would have got the constant frown...

So he went over to Blackburn, 

Cause he was ill-advised,

Eventually won his promotion,

Up at the Riverside..

But Karanka is a bellend,

So he had to leave there too,

Not allowed to grace the top-flight,

Til he wears the white and blue,

Of the mighty Sheffield Wednesday,

His spiritual home, that's true!

Soon he'll get his cake, and he will eat it too!

 

Jordan Rhodes!!! Jordan Rhodes!!! He's a wednesdayite and we love him,his name is Jordan Rhodes!

Cracking brother.

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