TheEnchanter Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 There was a barmaid from Sale Upon her breasts she wrote the prices of ale And on her behind For the sake of the blind Was the same information in brail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GY-owl.4 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 funnily enough, i posted this 24 hrs ago in the piggy thread, .... did it inspire inspire this thread George? ...... ready for the match tomorrow night Posted 20 January 2015 - 01:21 AM dem dere doze little piggiewiggies alwayss think theyre biggywiggy the sty, the stain, the porkers, the grunters such big blades, always so blunt - errrr clough, adams, wilson & weir all made the piggies shed a tear, wikit wikit wik.. said all made the grunters cry in the beer... here come spurs, ring out the cheers the goal rich game will bring out the tears, townsend and that harry Kane will cause despair at the bigger lane then the return - down at the sty again dem iccle piggiewiggies cry onto the league top 6 here we come but loads of pigs will end up glum cos preston, swindon, bristol, MK will blow these little piggies away, a big sad pig in a pub sized sty surely more little fish to fry? but no, cos all them sides up above will grab your trotter an giv you a shove... to keep you down where you belong to moan an moan that its gone pete Tong ''its not our fault, not one little bit'' who gives a sh!'t you piggy dimwit.. i NEVER do songs/poems, its sooo not my thing, but this was weird i was bored last night and this must have only took 10 mins from start to finish!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themaskedowl Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 (edited) I think we can all agree that limericks which start with something like 'There once was a man from Dumfries' and end with 'That silly old man from Dumfries!' are the single worst form of anything known to mankind. iirc ranked slightly worse than mustard gas, ánal probes and paedophiles, but, just above politicians. Edited January 21, 2015 by themaskedowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geörge Whitebread Posted January 21, 2015 Author Share Posted January 21, 2015 According to some Owlstalk tossars Nuhiu is some kind of colossus When really they're dense When they say he's immense he's to blame for most of our losses .Love it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geörge Whitebread Posted January 21, 2015 Author Share Posted January 21, 2015 There was a young lad called Whitebread Who was gayer than Fred from Right said He often got a fatty For that useless big Atty He's also a bit of a sh1tehead He is devastatingly handsome to be fair! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geörge Whitebread Posted January 21, 2015 Author Share Posted January 21, 2015 One to Eleven Is mostly Roland Nilsson Nine is David Hirst Genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geörge Whitebread Posted January 21, 2015 Author Share Posted January 21, 2015 Waterfront Begins Hi Ho Sheffield Wednesday Anticipation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F. Spiksley Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 I think we can all agree that limericks which start with something like 'There once was a man from Dumfries' and end with 'That silly old man from Dumfries!' are the single worst form of anything known to mankind. There was once a man from Dumfries That silly old man from Dumfries I couldn't be bothered with the middle lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 there was a fat man from S2 who phones up RS from the loo he talks verbal s--t and go on for a bit but we laugh cause we know it aint true , Believe you me, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asteener1867 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 there was a poet called asteneer his poems wer no better than warm beer OHHHH..I call meself the Realist.no-one knows quite why I fink its maybe Irony, but I can't quite decide me brow it furrows when fink, me tongue between me teeth its quizzes that i like to do..poems i love the least I have to be quizmaster, its so very plain to see Cos I know all the questions, but the answers baffle me An' If i'm ever questioned..and maybe in a fix I shout...MC2?.or Edison?....'ang on.................1066? Thats why they chucked me from the team I sadly do recall cos when it came to answers, found I really knew f.ook all At a pub quiz just a year ago I shouted "Ho Chi Min" but the question was about the metallic symbol used for tin SNap me brain was in a flux, I floundered like a fool Me quiz sheet spoiled by sh*t an' sweat, an' half a pint of drool Then me team decided a Quizmaster they would pick So here I am ensconced in post..because I'm f.ookin' thick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shandypants Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 There was a good looker called Shandy He loved himself real fine and dandy Clappers said that he shunt act like a cvvnntt when they caught him slagging off Mandy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shandypants Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 There was a good looker called Shandy He's a guy the Clappers can't stand. He spends all of the day, slagging off May Shandy thinks May plays like Andy Pandy ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anglers owl Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Theres a guy on the kop whos ad-lib is funny and sometimes quite glib shouts, Ive just missed a goal cos i cant see f**k all for some bold headed tw*t in a bib 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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