Geörge Whitebread Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 I'm bored so I've done some limericks, cos I'm just that sad. The last one is for my good friend Fedor x a fantabulous forum online has become an obsession of mine you can argue at pace til you're blue* in the face cos the others are obviously blind (* and white!) a curly-haired talent from Chelski plays like a bat out of hellski he can tackle and pass but the lad's made of glass so he's injured more often than wellski when Superman dives it's a treat but the oppo fans usually bleat that they tied us in knots and had all the shots who cares, it's another clean sheet our promble is we cannot score at home games it's easy to snore but it always seems batty to blame my mate Attey when Stevie is so f**kin poor Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 (edited) I love girls I love women I love Sky I love Man I love Dogs I love Wight Canvey Island which is an estuary Portsmouth, technically Ireland And generally any other water surrounded land mass Courtesy of Pat Cahill Edited January 20, 2015 by TheEnchanter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fedor Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 According to some Owlstalk tossars Nuhiu is some kind of colossus When really they're dense When they say he's immense he's to blame for most of our losses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fedor Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 There was a young lad called Whitebread Who was gayer than Fred from Right said He often got a fatty For that useless big Atty He's also a bit of a sh1tehead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dot Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 #top bants Crap rhymes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 It doesn't have to rhyme to be poetry. The pure existence of lexicon on the page , the elegance of flowing and pouring eloquence floating sinking on each ivory page as natural as the coarse waves that stroke the beach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themaskedowl Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 (edited) Here's one just for George's lovely thread. There was a young thread on OT. So confused that one just had to see. Both feminine and male, At one choice did it fail Should it stand up or sit down to pee? It doesn't have to rhyme to be poetry. The pure existence of lexicon on the page , the elegance of flowing and pouring eloquence floating sinking on each ivory page as natural as the coarse waves that stroke the beach I'm aroused now. Edited January 20, 2015 by themaskedowl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEnchanter Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Well back int day lovers used to write each other poems. They can be intimate. It's just I didn't expect it over Owlstalk... Eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Make all your Owlstalk posts look like poems simply by pessing ENTER a few times in every post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F. Spiksley Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Goal in the net Disappeared Gray knows best ^^^^thats a flipping haiku^^^^ Just disappearing up my own ar5e now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 It's not a haiku Five-seven-five syllables This isn't one either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themaskedowl Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Make all your Owlstalk posts look like poems simply by pessing ENTER a few times in every post it never did e e cummings any harm. though I don't think she's ever used a computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F. Spiksley Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 It's not a haiku Five-seven-five syllables This isn't one either. Japanese syllables or European? Ok what about this: White and blue on form A frosty scoreboard dazzles Curran flips the blades Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 That was a haiku This is also a haiku They are both haikus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 One to Eleven Is mostly Roland Nilsson Nine is David Hirst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themaskedowl Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 it never did e e cummings any harm. though I don't think he's ever used a computer. FreakingTypo Auto Correct Sh!t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Freaking Typo Auto Correct **** Ashley Grimes Likes poems to rhyme Aitor Karanka Doesn't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitechapel Owl Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 There was an old man of St. Bees,Who was stung in the arm by a wasp,When asked, "Does it hurt?"He replied, "No, it doesn't,I'm so glad that it wasn't a hornet There was a young man of JapanWhose limericks never would scan.When asked why this was,He replied "It's becauseI always try to fit as many syllables into the last line as ever I possibly can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PopePiusX Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 I think we can all agree that limericks which start with something like 'There once was a man from Dumfries' and end with 'That silly old man from Dumfries!' are the single worst form of anything known to mankind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitechapel Owl Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 I think we can all agree that limericks which start with something like 'There once was a man from Dumfries' and end with 'That silly old man from Dumfries!' are the single worst form of anything known to mankind. There was an old man with a beard, A funny old man with a beard He had a big beard A great big old beard That amusing old man with a beard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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