Glaser Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Absolute hilarious.... taken from a Plymouth fan at work..... If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but R'eda Johnson says its pork... it's pork. R'eda Johnson can get breakfast in McDonald's after 10:30am. The Black-Eyed Peas used to be called just the Peas. Then R'eda Johnson heard them. R'eda Johnson doesn't own a lawnmower; he just stares at the grass and dares it to grow Apple pays Johnson 99p every time he listens to a song Einsteins original theory of relativety was: if R'eda Johnson kicks you, your relatives will feel it. R'eda Johnson doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut R'eda Johnson is R'eda Johnson Johnson can kill two stones with one bird. R'eda Johnson is allowed to talk about Fight Club. R'eda Johnson sees dead people, then kills them again R'eda Johnson can lead a horse to water AND make it drink Found some of these flipping brilliant !! Sounds like he was renowned as some tough cookie down there !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul.. Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Chuck Norris Jack Bauer ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orlando Trustfull Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Giraffes were invented when Reda Johnson uppercutted a Horse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dobbo Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 R'eda Johnson sees dead people, then kills them again :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDAZ Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 THE RADIATOR once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SWFC24 Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 THE RADIATOR is the reason why Waldo is hiding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southportdc Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 RJ doesn't need twitter, he's already following you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owls66 Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 THE RADIATOR fears no prison, the prison fears THE RADIATOR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeeeeJ Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zero))) Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 THE RADIATOR talks about fight club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glaser Posted January 21, 2011 Author Share Posted January 21, 2011 R'eda Johnson leaves messages before the beep .... Johnson is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you .... R'eda Johnson can beat rock with scissors ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southportdc Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 RJ can slam a revolving door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zero))) Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Japan has Godzilla, but Sheffield has THE RADIATOR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest robbiekeane Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BRADDAZ Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 THE RADIATOR once walked into KFC and ordered a Big Mac... and got one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmyowl1212 Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 R'eda doesnt think he is a 1st team player, He knows he is a first team player. R'eda makes Stone cold Steve Austin look like Mary Poppins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barmyowl1212 Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 THE RADIATOR once walked into KFC and threw a chicken at them... THE RADIATOR doesnt bleed but he will make sure you do.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EcclesallOwl Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 RJ doesn't need twitter, he's already following you :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trevdi9 Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 THE RADIATER HAS ICED WATER RUNNING THROUGH HIS VIENS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owls66 Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 THE RADIATOR sat on a chair..... he had dinner *Gets coat* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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