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Yesterday in the Grandstand i bought chips. I asked for salt and was directed to a polystyrene tray (for putting chips in) on the counter which had salt in it.

Apparently i was supposed to 'dip my fingers in, get a pinch of salt and put it on my chips'.

(UN?)Fortunately i had been for a pi$$ only minutes earlier and it's amazing how many blokes don't wash their hands after taking a pi$$. Then go buy chips

and dip their fingers in that salt.

Absolutely disgusting. To be fair to the more mature lady behind the counter, she agreed completely and was unhappy with the situation.

Anyone know who i should complain to?

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It amazes me how many filthy tw@ts don't wash their handsafter having a pi55.

Even worse you see them coming straight out of the traps and not bothering.

completely agree. and when (as an optician) you've seen what can happen to your eyes when you change contacts without washing hands, you soon learn

to wash them frequently - especially after going to the bog. Which reminds me, does the Kop still have that uncovered bog which doesn't even have hand

washing facilities? How is that even legal? :blink:

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Hi there

You can direct your complaint to the relevant SWFC person - but please do it in writing (emails etc aren't actionable as easily)

http://www.swfc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/FansC...1032663,00.html

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Hi there

You can direct your complaint to the relevant SWFC person - but please do it in writing (emails etc aren't actionable as easily)

Why?

Passing fad?

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But doesnt mean that you have to print off what you type on paper, find an envelope, buy a stamp and then find a postbox?

Surely that will put peopl off complaining because its not as easy?

Oh. *catches on*

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Yesterday in the Grandstand i bought chips. I asked for salt and was directed to a polystyrene tray (for putting chips in) on the counter which had salt in it.

Apparently i was supposed to 'dip my fingers in, get a pinch of salt and put it on my chips'.

(UN?)Fortunately i had been for a pi$$ only minutes earlier and it's amazing how many blokes don't wash their hands after taking a pi$$. Then go buy chips

and dip their fingers in that salt.

Absolutely disgusting. To be fair to the more mature lady behind the counter, she agreed completely and was unhappy with the situation.

Anyone know who i should complain to?

Pi$$ is quite sterile :biggrin:
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It cuts out the chances of non-realistic complaints being made and cuts down on having to answer emails from people complaining that 'My chips were slightly too long' or 'why can't the crowd walk to the left on matchdays' etc

You mean the ones where you just press 'Delete'? lol
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Yesterday in the Grandstand i bought chips. I asked for salt and was directed to a polystyrene tray (for putting chips in) on the counter which had salt in it.

Apparently i was supposed to 'dip my fingers in, get a pinch of salt and put it on my chips'.

(UN?)Fortunately i had been for a pi$$ only minutes earlier and it's amazing how many blokes don't wash their hands after taking a pi$$. Then go buy chips

and dip their fingers in that salt.

Absolutely disgusting. To be fair to the more mature lady behind the counter, she agreed completely and was unhappy with the situation.

Anyone know who i should complain to?

Ah so that's why salt is bad for you, good job you didn't ask for pepper, did anyone else see the snuff tin!?

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Guest christheowl

I had a massive sh!t and didnt wash my hands, instead the club provided this tray of salt to dip my hands in. Got to say it got every little bit off.

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Yesterday in the Grandstand i bought chips. I asked for salt and was directed to a polystyrene tray (for putting chips in) on the counter which had salt in it.

Apparently i was supposed to 'dip my fingers in, get a pinch of salt and put it on my chips'.

(UN?)Fortunately i had been for a pi$$ only minutes earlier and it's amazing how many blokes don't wash their hands after taking a pi$$. Then go buy chips

and dip their fingers in that salt.

Absolutely disgusting. To be fair to the more mature lady behind the counter, she agreed completely and was unhappy with the situation.

Anyone know who i should complain to?

What I do is wash my c**k in the morning and not p*ss on my hands

Sees me though the day :laugh:

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I had a massive sh!t and didnt wash my hands, instead the club provided this tray of salt to dip my hands in. Got to say it got every little bit off.

try using toilet roll instead of wiping your arse with your hands
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Guest Tonto Salchicha

Why the need to wash your hands if you been for a jimmy riddle? what kind of bell end's do you have to get them so dirty - how many people think i know i'll rub my kindey wiper round my ring piece dis-lodging one or two mushrooms that have grown up through the 10 week old stylton cheese, then go for a wee wee rubbing the old todger between your hands like you did blue tack at school afterwoods walking towards the salt tray grinning like a cheshire cat. a few germs are good for you,

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Why the need to wash your hands if you been for a jimmy riddle? what kind of bell end's do you have to get them so dirty - how many people think i know i'll rub my kindey wiper round my ring piece dis-lodging one or two mushrooms that have grown up through the 10 week old stylton cheese, then go for a wee wee rubbing the old todger between your hands like you did blue tack at school afterwoods walking towards the salt tray grinning like a cheshire cat. a few germs are good for you,

You are taking the wee wee!

With a pinch of salt of course :rolleyes:

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