Freshfish Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Trading Standards wouldn't be too happy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest billy92 Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 I had a massive sh!t and didnt wash my hands, instead the club provided this tray of salt to dip my hands in. Got to say it got every little bit off. .... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arkamel Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Yesterday in the Grandstand i bought chips. I asked for salt and was directed to a polystyrene tray (for putting chips in) on the counter which had salt in it. Apparently i was supposed to 'dip my fingers in, get a pinch of salt and put it on my chips'. (UN?)Fortunately i had been for a pi$$ only minutes earlier and it's amazing how many blokes don't wash their hands after taking a pi$$. Then go buy chips and dip their fingers in that salt. Absolutely disgusting. To be fair to the more mature lady behind the counter, she agreed completely and was unhappy with the situation. Anyone know who i should complain to? Trading Standards, Health and Safety Executive, Food Safety Standards Agency. Take your pick. That's disgusting to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tonto Salchicha Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Yesterday in the Grandstand i bought chips. I asked for salt and was directed to a polystyrene tray (for putting chips in) on the counter which had salt in it. Apparently i was supposed to 'dip my fingers in, get a pinch of salt and put it on my chips'. (UN?)Fortunately i had been for a pi$$ only minutes earlier and it's amazing how many blokes don't wash their hands after taking a pi$$. Then go buy chips and dip their fingers in that salt. Absolutely disgusting. To be fair to the more mature lady behind the counter, she agreed completely and was unhappy with the situation. Anyone know who i should complain to? If you found it that disgusting why did'nt you complain at the time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offside_Owl Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 It amazes me how many filthy tw@ts don't wash their hands after having a pi55 at Hillsborough. Even worse you see them coming straight out of the traps and not bothering. There's normally someone weeing in the sink. Kind of removes the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ultronia Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 completely agree. and when (as an optician) you've seen what can happen to your eyes when you change contacts without washing hands, you soon learn to wash them frequently - especially after going to the bog. Which reminds me, does the Kop still have that uncovered bog which doesn't even have hand washing facilities? How is that even legal? Will glasses fit black eyes? because you will need some if you ever post something as boring as that again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto_Man Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 If you found it that disgusting why did'nt you complain at the time? If you found it that disgusting why did you have the salt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jimb Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Yesterday in the Grandstand i bought chips. I asked for salt and was directed to a polystyrene tray (for putting chips in) on the counter which had salt in it. Apparently i was supposed to 'dip my fingers in, get a pinch of salt and put it on my chips'. (UN?)Fortunately i had been for a pi$$ only minutes earlier and it's amazing how many blokes don't wash their hands after taking a pi$$. Then go buy chips and dip their fingers in that salt. Absolutely disgusting. To be fair to the more mature lady behind the counter, she agreed completely and was unhappy with the situation. Anyone know who i should complain to? If you found it that disgusting why did'nt you complain at the time?I think the bit i've underlined clearly demonstrates that i did just that. Try and keep up. Will glasses fit black eyes? because you will need some if you ever post something as boring as that again.Is that a threat? Made by an unnamed pig on a SWFC messageboard to someone you don't know and will never meet. Bet you're a flippinghoot at parties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ultronia Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 I think the bit i've underlined clearly demonstrates that i did just that. Try and keep up. Is that a threat? Made by an unnamed pig on a SWFC messageboard to someone you don't know and will never meet. Bet you're a flippinghoot at parties. what like you? Whats your opening line to the ladies? "Hi, Im an optician, dont you think the public hygeine levels st Sheffield Wednesday are appaling? I mean really!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jimb Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 what like you? Whats your opening line to the ladies? "Hi, Im an optician, dont you think the public hygeine levels st Sheffield Wednesday are appaling? I mean really!" My opening line to the ladies? Who are you? Don Johnson? flip me. Nah, it don't need opening lines - married to a stunner with 2 great kids, 4 bed house, 2 cars etc. I assume your still at home with mummy and the other piglets suckling at her fat bloated teat? As for the optical advice, you're probably right. Just ignore me. To be safe, make sure to jam your fingers in your eyes whenever they're at their dirtiest. It's really the best thing you can do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ultronia Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 My opening line to the ladies? Who are you? Don Johnson? flip me. Nah, it don't need opening lines - married to a stunner with 2 great kids, 4 bed house, 2 cars etc. I assume your still at home with mummy and the other piglets suckling at her fat bloated teat? As for the optical advice, you're probably right. Just ignore me. To be safe, make sure to jam your fingers in your eyes whenever they're at their dirtiest. It's really the best thing you can do. How did you trick a stunner into marrying you? also by stunner I assume you mean cuddly and by cuddly I assume you mean fat. Me I have no kids so can excuse myself from posting on an internet forum. But you you shiteater, you say you have 4 kids, why not take them out for the day instead of wasting time on here. Parents these days, shocking. Not sure why you have gone to the trouble of posting gammy eyeballs either, maybe you have issues. Anyway get your kids took out its a nice day, over the course of our debates I am happy to give you more parental advice just ask if you need help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest s12gufo Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 The beauty of Owlstalk a thread about wee wee in salt turns into a row which turns into parenting advice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zukinios Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 They're going to extreme methods to cut down on salt consumption aren't they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brentotter Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 I don't wash my hands. Because my tail is clean and I don't wee wee on my hands like you all must do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzOwl Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 They're going to extreme methods to cut down on salt consumption aren't they? Look after the pennies and the pounds will take care of themselves, we'll be quids in at this rate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tonto Salchicha Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 I don't wash my hands. Because my tail is clean and I don't wee wee on my hands like you all must do.Are you using Tweezers to draw back the foreskin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soultime Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 It cuts out the chances of non-realistic complaints being made and cuts down on having to answer emails from people complaining that 'My chips were slightly too long' or 'why can't the crowd walk to the left on matchdays' etc*** me are they still walking on the right.....this needs to cease without further delay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest jimb Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 My opening line to the ladies? Who are you? Don Johnson? flip me. Nah, it don't need opening lines - married to a stunner with 2 great kids, 4 bed house, 2 cars etc. I assume your still at home with mummy and the other piglets suckling at her fat bloated teat? As for the optical advice, you're probably right. Just ignore me. To be safe, make sure to jam your fingers in your eyes whenever they're at their dirtiest. It's really the best thing you can do. How did you trick a stunner into marrying you? also by stunner I assume you mean cuddly and by cuddly I assume you mean fat. Me I have no kids so can excuse myself from posting on an internet forum. But you you shiteater, you say you have 4 kids, why not take them out for the day instead of wasting time on here. Parents these days, shocking. Not sure why you have gone to the trouble of posting gammy eyeballs either, maybe you have issues. Anyway get your kids took out its a nice day, over the course of our debates I am happy to give you more parental advice just ask if you need help. flippingdumbass pig. And the eye pictures are an example of what can happen if you don't wash your hands then touch your eye. But then you're probably just happy with your permanent sty(e). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NOMOFO Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 I don't wash my hands. Because my tail is clean and I don't wee wee on my hands like you all must do. You wash your hands because tiny unseen droplets of wee wee spray onto you everytime you urinate. It's unavoidable. Why do you think washing your hands is mandatory in the food industry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brentotter Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Are you using Tweezers to draw back the foreskin? You're assuming i've got one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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