The Dukeries Owl Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 11 minutes ago, Costello 77 said: Don't want to be a bummer bob.. but some light grease or even Vaseline wouldn't go amiss on that terminal. That's off Google images, I use petroleum jelly on my terminals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ever the pessimist Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChapSmurf Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Just now, The Dukeries Owl said: That's off Google images, I use petroleum jelly on my terminals Said the actress..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F. Spiksley Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 16 minutes ago, The Dukeries Owl said: Oh hang on that's not positive, I had to cough out £137 for a new one on the Merc the other day With full "Assist" package you shouldn't have to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dukeries Owl Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Just now, ChapSmurf said: Said the actress..... It keeps me moist and ready for action at all times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChapSmurf Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 Just now, The Dukeries Owl said: It keeps me moist and ready for action at all times +1 just for the use of the word moist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heppers Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 My life long ambition is to sleep with a woman I actually fancy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dukeries Owl Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 1 minute ago, F. Spiksley said: With full "Assist" package you shouldn't have to? Don't think that applies to 12 year old MLs that you tow your caravan with Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChapSmurf Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 1 minute ago, heppers said: My life long ambition is to sleep with a woman I actually fancy. Fixed it for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, heppers said: My life long ambition is to sleep with a woman I actually fancy. I know. I know. Are you ugly like me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
np pontefract Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 This is more like it. Let's have a bit of humour on owlstalk. Too many miserable toads on here ! I can just imagine their discomfort at people having a laugh ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, The Dukeries Owl said: Don't think that applies to 12 year old MLs that you tow your caravan with You say it was a Google image. I think that it was your actual terminal. I bet your caravan brakes haven't been checked either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F. Spiksley Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 1 minute ago, The Dukeries Owl said: Don't think that applies to 12 year old MLs that you tow your caravan with Nice jam jar though!! The positive is, you'll be able to head for Cleethorpes this Spring bank holiday!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heppers Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, ChapSmurf said: Fixed it for you. Oh goodie, are you pretty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChapSmurf Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, steveger said: Slightly off topic. Reading Rejected ballots on this image reminded me of a recent event in the UK where someone drew a tail on their ballot form. They draw it within the box of the Conservative party, and because the tail was completely within the box, it counted as a vote. Epic fail springs to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dukeries Owl Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Costello 77 said: You say it was a Google image. I think that it was your actual terminal. I bet your caravan brakes haven't been checked either. What it's got brakes?, bloomin ell I'd better check em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
np pontefract Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 5 minutes ago, steveger said: No, no , no. Thats not funny...... That's a split decision ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChapSmurf Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 1 minute ago, heppers said: Oh goodie, are you pretty? I've got a bucket on my head. Wadda you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costello 77 Posted March 20, 2017 Share Posted March 20, 2017 1 minute ago, np pontefract said: This is more like it. Let's have a bit of humour on owlstalk. Too many miserable toads on here ! I can just imagine their discomfort at people having a laugh ! On a side note..I'm struggling to get Pontefract cakes. I love licorice. As an insider, can you tell me a supplier...not Woolworths sh*t..the real thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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